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Johnny B. Truant – The Bialy Pimps Book FREE for Today Only!

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If you have never heard of Johnny B. Truant and the complete wholeness he brings to his readers – You’re missing out. You really should take the time to read his stuff and follow him on Twitter.

He is a super cool dude who has an insane readership and is one of the kings of Blogging. He often discusses topics like - entrepreneurship, outside-the-box thinking, and human potential. I’ve been a fan of Johnny’s since I’ve been in business and some of my models are inspired by his work.

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Yes, I swear you heard me correctly. The Bialy Pimps book is free today only! Go now and get your free copy before the day is out. Be sure to share the link with your friends!

What’s the Book About?

Here is a product overview:

Life is good at Bingham’s Bagel Deli. The loathed customers are dealt the poor treatment they seem to deserve, bad rap music is played loudly, and The Rat is killed often enough to stem his immortality. And the insane homeless regulars — like drunken Little Johnny Redbeard — keep life interesting.

But when a rival tricks the crew into thinking that the deli’s closure is imminent, they do the only logical thing: instead of giving up, they decide to go out in a blaze of glory, handing their customers the humiliation and abuse that the pesky social contract had previously forbidden. But as insults turn to assaults and snide remarks turn to harassment and pro wrestling moves, a strange thing happens. Business goes up — way up — as people come back in droves, begging for more.

But the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and as pop-culture welcomes the parody musical group “The Bialy Pimps” and its frivolous merchandising machine — and as the crew pushes to see how much bad behavior society will accept — the violent road to fame begins to feel like a runaway train, out of control and headed for destruction…

The Bialy Pimps is a tale that could only be spun by the twisted, vaguely profane mind of outspoken blogger Johnny B. Truant. Combining hilarity with questions about conformity and whether the tail or the dog is the one doing the wagging, this story can’t help but raise a question for the reader: If the rest of your friends decided to submit to the Face-Kicking Machine, would you do it too?

I Should Be Working…

I really should be working. Today is a busy day at the office, but I can’t help switching my screens to read another page or two from his book. I’m hooked on The Bialy Pimps!

So, swing on over and get your FREE copy while you still can. Even if you don’t have time to read it now. It’s free people! Get it now, read it later or whatever….just get it.

P.S. Just so you know…none of the links above are affiliate links for me. I am not making any money whatsoever for promoting his book. So, why am I doing it you ask? Because he is that cool.