Friday'ss Funnyyyyy

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Advanced Biology Class Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term test. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1.) It is perfect formula for the child. 2.) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3.) It is always the right temperature. 4.) It is inexpensive. 5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6.) It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote.. 7.) It comes in 2 attractive reusable containers. He got an A+

Comments (7)

Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Maurice. Pretty funny. Have a great weekend and a productive day. Thanks for the morning smile.

Feb 16, 2012 10:19 PM
Suzanne Gantner
Realty Texas - Round Rock, TX
GRI, E-Pro, SRES, SRS, ABR, CNE, REDS, CPS, WCS

That is pretty dern cute!!  He deserved an A.  Have a great weekend.

Feb 16, 2012 10:22 PM
Chris Smith
Re/Max Chay Realty Inc., Brokerage - New Tecumseth, ON
South Simcoe, Caledon, King, Orangeville Real Esta

Maurice, I had a feeling I knew where you were going, but it was still interesting seeing how you got there ;-)

Feb 16, 2012 10:23 PM
Ralph Janisch ABR CRS Broker
Janisch & Co. - Conroe, TX
Selling Northwest Houston to good people like you!

What a smart young man! Pretty funny and he's right on all counts!

Feb 16, 2012 11:57 PM
Ron Cooks
The Real Estate Marketplace - Killeen, TX
Texas Real Estate, Ft Hood/Killeen Homes for Sale

Maurice, I like this one.  A good laugh starts my weekend off right.

Feb 16, 2012 11:58 PM
Kevin A. Guttman-Author, ReverseMortgageSpecialist
NMLS #384936 - Colorado Springs, CO
877-251-9709

This is great! Thanks Maurice for bringing a smile to my day today!

Feb 17, 2012 01:03 AM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

I would have given him an A as well. I can't inagine very many us would have would have come up with better answers.

Feb 17, 2012 10:38 PM