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Payback time...Brunette Jokes!:)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

Well,with all the blonde jokes I have posted,I guess it was equal time for the brunettes!This one is for you blondes!:)

Q: What is black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes!

Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

A: No one else wants it!

Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

A: Invisible!

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?

A: "Has the blonde left yet?"

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

A: The Invitation

Q: What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?

A: A Hostage

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustache

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Frank Verna
Frank Realty - Jupiter, FL
Broker / Owner
LOL great stuff (please don't tell my wife I laughed or I'm a dead man)
Nov 25, 2007 10:40 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL FRank...your secret is safe with me!;)
Nov 25, 2007 10:43 PM
Jennifer A. Martin
Dallas, TX
Executive Assistant
I love it! I have never heard any brunette jokes, always blonde jokes(look at my picutre!) I never get offended by the blonde jokes anyway, cuz I'm not really blonde!!!! Us Texas girls love bleach! :)
Nov 25, 2007 10:49 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL...Your hair looks natural to me Jennifer!:)I had to give equal time for my blonde friends....they have been good sports!;)
Nov 25, 2007 10:52 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

About time the brunettes got picked on. LOL  I'm all for equal time.  BTW, us blondes are smarter than you think.  We only act that way so that we get all the attention. LOL

Thanks for the laugh.

Nov 25, 2007 11:23 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Brigita!See I am looking out for you!
Nov 25, 2007 11:25 PM
Aziz Abdur-Raoof
RE/MAX Rewards - Columbia, MD
Howard Co. Real Estate Scoop

The hostage one got a smile :)

Brigita --:) 

Nov 26, 2007 12:58 AM
Jay McGillicuddy
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Verani Realty - Exeter, NH
Real Estate Broker
These are all funny and jokes are good for your health and they make you stay young.
Nov 26, 2007 02:19 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru
Rick, I can not read any more jokes from you. You have insulted me. Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!, I am not a brunett. What am I talking about. My hair is salt and pepper. LOL. No jokes about salt and pepper.
Nov 26, 2007 04:34 AM
Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals - Knoxville, TN

Hahaha! Too funny! But oh my, aren't the brunettes sensitive!

Danny - Salt & Peppa broke up sometime shortly after Flava Flav's clock stopped working (I think Bridgette Nielson may have had something to do with it) so please turn off the cd! And now, for your viewing and listening pleasure ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zalbxUmbIv0

Nov 26, 2007 05:19 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru
Rich & Rick, apparently there is a comodian in every bunch, so I had to give you a FLUSH.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=CWA7IwPA7HA&feature=related
Nov 26, 2007 05:32 AM
Cris Burlew
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate

Thanks for the brunette jokes. It's nice see them get equal time and us blonde's getting a day off :)

Nov 26, 2007 02:31 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Thanks Aziz!:)
Nov 26, 2007 09:02 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Jay..then I should be the youngest one around...LOL
Nov 26, 2007 09:03 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Danny....I guess that now qualifies you for the senior jokes...LOL
Nov 26, 2007 09:04 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL..Rich beat me to the salt n peppa stuff...LOL
Nov 26, 2007 09:05 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Danny..that looks like Snowball!(Our office cat)
Nov 26, 2007 09:08 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
well Cris..enjoy your dayoff for now...LOL
Nov 26, 2007 09:09 PM
Wayne Miller
San Diego, CA
I like the last question, my hair hasn't matched my facial hair in years. Ha, Ha, Ha.  Thanks for the laugh. 
Nov 27, 2007 12:01 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
That is cuz Wayne..deep down...you are a blonde!:) LOL
Nov 27, 2007 12:23 AM