Why The Little Angel is at the Top of the Christmas Tree....

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)
Why the Little Angel is at the top of the Christmas Tree ...

T'was the night before Christmas
and Santa was a wreck...
The Elves were on strike,
For a bigger paycheck.

Four reindeer where down
with a bad case of the flu
And the IRS wanted
a piece of him too.

His wife Mrs. Clause was on P.M.S.
and scolded him soundly
Which caused him distress.

Then all of a sudden,
at the front door
came a very loud knock ,
and then nothing more

Santa stormed over all red in the face
Flung open the door , At a furious pace.
There stood an angel as pretty as can be,
and she said:
"Hey Fat boy, where do you want this tree?"

Scroll down and you'll see Santa's willy!

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For God's sake.........Act your age........ there is no Santa!Ho!Ho!Ho!:)

 

Comments (14)

Todd and Danielle Millar
Glenn Simon Inc. - Edmonton, AB
Nineteen years of excellence!
Oh that is a good one I bet people sprain their fingers trying to scroll down the page. Danielle
Nov 27, 2007 11:38 AM
Elaine Hanson
Coldwell Banker Realty - Malibu | Topanga - Malibu, CA
REALTOR - Topanga, CA Real Estate Agent
Naughty, naughty, naughty.......he knows if you've been bad or good so......
Nov 27, 2007 11:41 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Danielle...I bet they do!
Nov 27, 2007 11:45 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Elaine...I guess I had better shape up..or it is coal for me...LOL
Nov 27, 2007 11:46 AM
Cris Burlew
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate

What do you mean there's no Santa? Very funny and don't worry, I don't think you'll get coal this year :)

Nov 27, 2007 01:15 PM
Paul Slaybaugh
Homesmart - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale, AZ Real Estate
Now that is some quality holiday spirit right there!  Love it.
Nov 27, 2007 03:03 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL CRis...you know I still believe in Santa...he just needs a little help at his age...LOL
Nov 27, 2007 08:26 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Thanks Paul!Merry Christmas!
Nov 27, 2007 08:26 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around
If there's no Santa, then whose lap have I been sitting on?? :0)
Nov 27, 2007 11:43 PM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru

Rick, you are wrong. There is truly a santa. Haven't you met 

Nov 28, 2007 02:00 AM
Wayne Miller
San Diego, CA
This is no Santa?  I asked him to bring me a listing this month...I've been robbed...LOL
Nov 28, 2007 03:57 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Brigita,I am not touching that one with a 10 foot pole...LOL
Nov 28, 2007 05:29 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL...well he needs to start eating so he can be nice and fat and jolly for the 24th!
Nov 28, 2007 05:30 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Wayne..he is bringing it to you for Christmas..get ready for it!
Nov 28, 2007 05:30 AM