Wednesday'ss Humorsss

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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

Comments (5)

Erv Fleishman
Realty Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Luxury Prop Specialist Realty Associates

Protect that beard at all costs. Hide the Nair. 

Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM
Ralph Janisch ABR CRS Broker
Janisch & Co. - Conroe, TX
Selling Northwest Houston to good people like you!

Uh Oh!  That's one naughty pharmicist!!

Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM
Mercedes E. Santana
Santana Property Group - New York, NY
NYC Multifamily Properties

Hysterical.  Now that made my day.  Thank you for sharing this. I hope you won't mind my borrowing this story.

Feb 21, 2012 11:03 PM
Ron Cooks
The Real Estate Marketplace - Killeen, TX
Texas Real Estate, Ft Hood/Killeen Homes for Sale

I missed the memo, when it was re-named a Schnauzer.  Good Stuff!

Feb 21, 2012 11:21 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Great story, that I will share. Thank you for the post.

Feb 22, 2012 08:53 AM