Friday'ss Humorrrrr

Never Argue with a Woman > One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside > cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. > > > Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. > > She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, > and begins to read her book. > > The peace and solitude are magnificent. > > Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. > > He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' > > > 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') > > > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. > > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' > > 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. > For all I know you could start at any moment. > I'll have to take you in and write you up.' > > > 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. > > > 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. > > > 'That's true, but you have all the equipment.. > For all I know you could start at any moment.' > > > 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. > > > MORAL: > Never argue with a woman who reads.