Christmas Blogging, everyone needs a laugh.

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This is what happens when Barry is left at his keyboard without proper supervision. I had to spread a little Christmas humor and practice some of those poetry skills. 

 

 

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the net
Not a reader was stirring, as no one was ready to post just yet.
The comments were hung by each article with care,
In hopes that St Yahoo would soon be there.

The authors were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of google-ratings danced in their heads.
Some snuggling computers at their desk, some on their lap,
All having settled our brains for a long winter’s gap.

When out on the net there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the computer to see what was the matter.
Away to my Windows I flew like a flash,
Tore open my in-box and browsed the latest mash.

And soon the best of the new-fallen posts
Gave the lustre of mid-day ideas to host.
When, what to my wandering eyes should appear,
But a celebrity blogger, his words felt so near.

With my old laptop nearby, acting more like a brick,
I knew in a moment that we must blog it quick.
More rapid than spam the commentors they came,
And then edited, and deleted, and approved them by name!

"Now Mr Chaney! now, Bubny! now, Hurd and Nacht!
On, McKnight! On, Barnett! on, on Heaton and Turner!
To the top of the ratings! to the top of the wall!
Now blog away! blog away! Blog away all!"

As dry jokes appeared before the wild audience fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, they just ask why?
So up to the blog-top the readers they flew,
With the blog full of Toys, and St Yahoo too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the net
All the laughing and hawing that each blogger could get.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the ratings St Yahoo came with no sound.

He had blogged all in blur, from header to foot,
And his articles were so tarnished with dashes, that no one would look.
A bundle of thoughts he had flung on his page
And he looked like a creature, trapped in a virtual cage.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all his bloggings, then commented with a smirk.
And lending his thoughts to topics he knows,
And giving them each a blog, up google he rose!

He sprang to the web, to his readers gave an idea to enjoy
And out came a laugh, as he practiced his google ploy.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘as he turned off the light,
"Happy Blogging to all, and to all a good-night!"

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Rainmaker
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Ann Cummings
RE/MAX Shoreline - NH and Maine - Portsmouth, NH
Portsmouth NH Real Estate Preferrable Agent

Barry - that is AWESOME!!!!  I love it - I've re-read it twice now and it's only been up a few minutes - love it!!

Merry Christmas to you!    Christmas Tree on a Dock

Ann

Dec 24, 2006 01:31 PM #1
Rainmaker
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Property Manager
Fun post.  Thanks! 
And Merry Christmas!
Dec 24, 2006 01:45 PM #2
Rainmaker
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Monika McGillicuddy
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Verani Realty - Hampstead, NH
Southern NH & the Seacoast Area

Barry,

That was cute...Hope you have an awesome Holiday!!!

Monika 

Dec 24, 2006 01:47 PM #3
Rainer
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Cynthia Sloop
Community Association Manager - Indianapolis, IN
Very Creative!  Thanks for the new one.
Dec 24, 2006 02:31 PM #4
Rainmaker
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Nima Rezvan CT Lender CT Senior Mortgage Broker
Nima Rezvan Prosper First Funding Corporation NMLS#110681 - Fairfield, CT
First Time Home Buyer Expert - CT FHA Loans - FHA
Thanks for the giggle!  Happy holidays to you and your family! ha ha ha..
Dec 24, 2006 03:23 PM #5
Rainer
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Carole Cohen
Howard Hanna Cleveland City Office - Cleveland, OH
Realtor, ePRO

Blog away blog away blog away all....lolol I love it ty and Happy Holidays, Barry!

Dec 24, 2006 06:48 PM #6
Rainer
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Laurie Manny
Long Beach CA Real Estate - Long Beach, CA

Very Kewl,

Laurie

Dec 24, 2006 07:28 PM #7
Rainmaker
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Sharon Simms
Coastal Properties Group International - Christie's International - Saint Petersburg, FL
St. Petersburg FL - CRS CIPS CLHMS RSPS
Thanks for bringing smiles to our faces, Barry. 
Dec 24, 2006 10:58 PM #8
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Marci Toliver
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Anderson SC, Spartanburg,Greenville SC, Home Staging
This was really cute.  Happy holidays to you!
Dec 25, 2006 02:51 AM #9
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