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A Redneck from Wisconsin went to the hospital where his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, the nurse says "Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys." The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised, I have a manhood on me, like a chimney." The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are all black."

Comments (6)

Cindy Edwards
RE/MAX Checkmate - Johnson City, TN
CRS, GRI, PMN - Northeast Tennessee - 423-677-6677

lol, that is a good one.   Have a fantastic Monday.

Feb 26, 2012 11:10 PM
Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Maurice... I read the title, and was all prepared to read a cute joke.  Then I read it... and am disgusted.  I must simply be getting old.  Very distasteful.

Feb 26, 2012 11:15 PM
Ralph Janisch ABR CRS Broker
Janisch & Co. - Conroe, TX
Selling Northwest Houston to good people like you!

Whoa...... I didnt see that one coming!!  Good one!!

Feb 27, 2012 12:09 AM
Don MacLean
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356

Oh Snap

No you didn't

Enjoy the day

Feb 27, 2012 12:34 AM
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

No where is there a more happier crew, than them what sings "Chim chim cher-ee chim cher-oo!"
On the chim chiminey chim chim cher-ee chim cher-oo!

Feb 27, 2012 12:36 AM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

My first reaction was Holly S**T, but after a moment, that is pretty funny. Thank you for sharing it with us.

Feb 27, 2012 01:06 AM