> A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and > > saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he > > went in and asked the clerk for details. > > > > The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting > > the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of > > their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, > > then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in > > soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The > > annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana ." > > > > "Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?" > > > > "No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now."
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