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OMG... The Joke's on Me

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Grants Pass, OR 199909023

OMG... The Joke's on MeOMG... The Joke's on Me.  I had a little OMG moment last night when I received an anonymous not-so-nice email from a Realtor in my neck of the woods.  Currently, I'm the President of my local MLS Association, and we recently notified our members of an upcoming fee increase.  As a result, I've been receiving some unpleasant emails from Realtors who are understandably a little peeved.  Here's the latest:

'So you think you can get away with raising our dues, huh?  Who put you in charge anyway?  I'm pretty sure that most of you guys are all from California and think us real Oregonians can't figure out what is going on.  Your just like this government, just keep raising taxes to support all your little kingdoms.  I don't see why we need a board anyway.  Most of us can run our business with out you just fine, thank you.  There's a lot of agents in this town that feel just like I do, and if you know what's good for you, you'll take your outrageous fee increases and put them where the sun don't shine lady. and how do you justify charging us more money to pay somebody to answer the phones over there $50,000 a year!  that is outrageous.  Most of us don't even make that kind of money anymore.  And I don't see why one of you get to go on these "important" trips around the country.  I think everyone of us should get to go.  How about a drawing out of a hat each year so we can take a trip too.  I elect Vegas.  Rumor has it that there is a petition going around to stop you guys in your tracks.  Be prepared!'  
 
Upon receiving this little diddy, I immediately forwarded the email to my BF and called to get her opinion.  We chatted earlier in the evening regarding several other unpleasant emails I've received in recent days, so this one would come as no surprise.  My friend was very concerned and wanted to know what I was going to do.  I told her I was going to forward the email to my Board of Directors for their input.  Then I was going to contact my email service provider and see if they could trace the IP address of the anonymous sender.  As soon as I uttered those words, my friend started laughing.
 
I asked, why are you laughing?  She said... because I wrote it.  OMG... are you friggin' kidding me?!  At that point, I spewed a boat load of vernaculars that I don't care to repeat... but suffice to say that I was cussing like a drunkin' sailor!  OMG... the joke's on me!  I've never cussed so much, felt so pissed, and laughed so hard in one short conversation.  You got me good girlfriend... but paybacks a bitch, my friend!    
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Mel Peterson

 Melinda Peterson, ABR, CRS

 Oregon Principal Broker

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Melinda (Mel) Peterson
Grants Pass, OR - Bend, OR
The Savvy Broker - ABR, CRS

Okay Smarty Pants (#3, 4, 8)... can you speak in code too?

Mar 03, 2012 07:32 AM
Al & Peggy Cunningham, Brokers
RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage - Brampton, ON
Our Family Wants To Help Your Family!

That was too funny Mel, but you had us going too. We were thinking wow, some people are vicious. Glad it was just a joke! Good luck with your fee increases.

Mar 03, 2012 11:02 AM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Mel

A pay is the way to go this, when she least expects it,

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Mar 03, 2012 11:41 AM
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

That was a good one, and as I'm reading the "email" clip, I'm thinking the person sounds like someone who listens to Lars Larson a tad too much!  LOL

Mar 03, 2012 12:45 PM
Melinda (Mel) Peterson
Grants Pass, OR - Bend, OR
The Savvy Broker - ABR, CRS

Al & Peggy ~ I actually thought the same thing too... until my friend confessed... OMG!

I'm going to have to think of something really creative Lou!

Well Carla, now you got me curious... I'll have to ask my BF if she's a Lars fan!

Mar 03, 2012 02:20 PM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Is your friend always this mischievious? I'm jealous - I never can even think up good April Fool jokes.

Mar 03, 2012 03:27 PM
Allison Stewart
St.Cloud Homes - Saint Cloud, FL
St. Cloud Fl Realtor, Osceola County Real Estate 407-616-9904

She got you good!  Thanks for sharing and giving us all a laugh too.

Mar 03, 2012 04:13 PM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Mel...

Yeah you got burned pretty good. Sounds like your friend should have been the prime suspect, she has a wicked sense of humor.

Mar 03, 2012 09:05 PM
Patricia Feager
Flower Mound, TX
Semi Retired Real Estate Agent

Hi Mel,

The story had me going! Those few words, "trace the IP address of the anonymous sender," were priceless!

This just goes to show, the power of the right choice of words has more impact than emotional anger.

You're a smart cookie!

Patricia

Mar 03, 2012 09:24 PM
Kathy Sheehan
Bay Equity, LLC 770-634-4021 - Atlanta, GA
Senior Loan Officer

I'll give you the same advice my uncle gave me, "don't get mad, get even!"

At least you are still friends!!!

Mar 05, 2012 12:34 AM
Todd Clark - Retired
eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR
Principle Broker Oregon

I would have been upset at first as well, but you do have to admit she had you going. I'm glad you scared her a little bit with tracking her IP address though. 

 

Mar 05, 2012 01:14 AM
Jark Krysinski *PREC (Personal Real Estate Corporation)
REMAX CREST REALTY WESTSIDE - Vancouver, BC
TeamYVR Team Leader, BA,ABR,IRES,IMSD,LLB

Haha, laugh out loud! That's so funny! I was wondering what is the person like who sent you the email. It must be superised you a little bit! Thanks Mel for sharing this cute story with us! You bring me a whole day happy! LOL~

Have a great week!

Mar 05, 2012 02:10 AM
Melinda (Mel) Peterson
Grants Pass, OR - Bend, OR
The Savvy Broker - ABR, CRS

Hi Marte!  Yes, my friend Wanda is always mischievious... but that's what I love about her ;)

Glad you enjoyed it Allison!

Wicked indeed... Richard!

Hi Patricia!  I've missed seeing you around sweetie!  Thanks for stopping by!

Always Kathy... I can't hold her cleverness against her!

I know... Todd, she was afraid that I was going to send her email to our entire Board of Directors... that would've been a hoot all by itself!

I never thought for a second that the emailer was my BF... Jark!  Silly me!

Mar 05, 2012 06:18 AM
Mary Elizabeth Allen
Lake Monticello, VA

Mel - remember that revenge is a dish best served cold...very cold. As in, she thinks you forgot aaaaallll about it.... ;)

Mar 06, 2012 01:11 AM
Peter Michelbach
International, IT
i Sell Real Estate

Mel ~ ~~ forgiveness ~ like Jesus gave us the model: "He left his wrongs in the hands of the righteous Judge".

Strive to create peace, joy, love and freedom amongst your 'kingdom'. Be well...and remember: if you're driven into a cold corner...just imagine... in the opposite corner, the corner of warmth, and unconditional support are all your friends from AR (including me) to warm you up...just reach out for support...and next time, when one of us is in need we call upon you ~ we all know we can trust you, on the trenches of life.

Mar 06, 2012 10:13 PM
Hella Mitschke Rothwell
(831) 626-4000 - Honolulu, HI
Hawaii & California Real Estate Broker

Mel: Am I the only one who doesn't think this is funny? My suspicious mind says that not until you said you'd find out the IP address, did she own up to it. But since you call her your BF, what the heck, it MUST have been a joke. We just had a vitriolic email from an art gallery about the Carmel Art Festival, a community event I spend many hours, nay weeks, working on with no pay. So when someone rips us a new one, I get upset. Any "oops sorry" doesn't cut it with me. And REALLY, I have an excellent sense of humour just not about something I take very seriously. :-)

Mar 08, 2012 06:50 AM
Melinda (Mel) Peterson
Grants Pass, OR - Bend, OR
The Savvy Broker - ABR, CRS

I laughed when I read your comment ME... ;)))  Unfortunately, she reads my blog too, so I'll have to wait awhile... when she least expects it!

Peter, Peter, Peter... It was a silly joke!  I'm not a vengeful soul... I'd like to think of it as playful reciprocity!  But, I love what you said about Jesus...  "He left his wrongs in the hands of the righteous Judge."

Oh Hella... (that sounded so funny), I wasn't laughing initially, but then you just gotta laugh after it's all said and done.  But, I hear ya on the whole volunteer thing... and unappreciative souls who love to rip ya a new one... been there, done that.  I try not to take any of it too seriously... and my friend keeps me sane in that way ;)

Mar 08, 2012 10:29 AM
Florida Tolbert Team Keller Williams Advantage
Keller Williams Advantage III Realty in Lake Nona - Orlando, FL
Keller Williams Land Luxury Division Specialist

In the immortal words of Khan, Vengence is a dish served COLD.  You need to plan carefully and find something really special for payback.

Mar 08, 2012 11:15 AM
Gayle Rich-Boxman Fishhawk Lake Real Estate
John L Scott Market Center - Birkenfeld, OR
"Your Local Expert!" 503-739-3843

Well, Mel, thank God you called the right person off-the-bat. Does she know you or WHAT?  That was like therapy on speed....handling every emotion in record time. Can't wait to hear the Payback Story. Love you and so glad you didn't want to kill her!

Mar 09, 2012 12:23 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Mel, the story did have me going on a couple of levels.  My Broker who sits on the MLS board gets complaints so I know what she goes through; in Illinois the powers that be have decided to eliminate all sales licencees who must transition to Brokers and Brokers must transition to Managing Brokers to maintain the same position as Designated or managing broker...confused...me too...it's just a way to get more money out of all agents...Illinois is very good at that;  the con job your friend played on you is exactly what my close friends would have done...and only a close friend could get away with it...well, at least until you get them back!!

Mar 11, 2012 01:47 PM