Another Refrigerator Joke

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Wilmington Real Estate 4U Wilmington, NC

 Three guys die and go to heaven.

St. Peter says "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a decade or two to work you in."

So St. Peter takes aside the first man, and asks him how he died.

"Well, I'd been suspicious of my wife having an affair for some time now, so today I came home from work early. I just knew the guy was in my apartment, but I couldn't find him. I looked everywhere and was just about to give up, when I went out on the balcony of my 23rd story apartment and there he was hanging over the edge! He was just barely hanging on, there was no way he could climb back onto the balcony. It was a really stupid place to try to hide. I was livid, so I started punching him and clawing at his fingers, but he held on. Finally I went to get a hammer and started pounding on his fingers, and he fell down. But what really angered me was that he landed in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! I was so mad I grabbed the refrigerator, threw it off the balcony and it landed on him. Unfortunately I was so riled up by the incident I had a heart attack and died."

St. Peter was taken aback, and said "While you did die in a dramatic fashion, I think we need to look at that whole second degree murder before we let you in - off to limbo with you." He then approached the second man and asked him how he had died.

"I was riding my exercise bike on the balcony of my 24th story apartment, when the thing broke and threw me over the railing! I grabbed furiously at the railing and slipped, but managed to catch on the balcony below mine. I tried to climb up but it just wasn't possible. I thought I was going to fall but then someone came out on the balcony. I thought he would help me, until he started hitting me! I held on as best I could, but when he got a hammer and started hitting me I finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell. Somehow, though, I fell in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! Just as I'm coming around, I look up and BAM this refrigerator lands on me. So here I am."

St. Peter immediately admitted this second man to heaven, and pulled aside the third man and asked him for his story.

"Picture this: I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator..."    author unknown

Dick Beals

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Rainer
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Jay Knorr
Prudential Preferred Real Estate - Auburn, AL
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Hillarious!
Dec 10, 2007 12:23 AM #1
Rainer
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BLR Guy
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This is very funny Dick and Sandy!Always nice to start the week off with a laugh!
Dec 10, 2007 12:51 AM #2
Rainmaker
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Bill Gillhespy
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Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos
Morning Dick,    Sometimes when jokes are posted it has a predictable ending  -  still laughing at this one !  Thanks.
Dec 10, 2007 01:00 AM #3
Rainer
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Kathy Passarette
Creative Home Expressions - Mount Sinai, NY
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Very funny!  I was wondering how the third guy got worked into this!
Dec 10, 2007 01:19 AM #4
Rainmaker
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Wayne B. Pruner
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Funny! Thanks.
Dec 10, 2007 04:02 AM #5
Rainer
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Michael Parker
Central Carolina Virtual Tours - Sumter, SC
that was a good one .I was raised in wilminton
Dec 10, 2007 08:51 AM #6
Rainer
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Cynthia Tilghman, Realtor® Onslow County NC Home Specialist
Kingsbridge Realty, Inc - Hubert, NC
Dick,
Funny!  I usually know where a joke is going not with this one.
Dec 11, 2007 09:31 PM #7
Rainmaker
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Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
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Funny!  Thanks, I needed some humor today.

 

Dec 30, 2007 06:18 AM #8
Rainmaker
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Erby Crofutt
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Oh no!  Not another refrigerator joke!

Gotta love the ending.  Share some more?

 

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Dec 30, 2007 08:24 AM #9
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