MY esteemed colleagues, in their zest to farm their neighborhoods, be found on the Interwebs and be regarded as the "go to" mayor of their community, are falling all over themselves to remind you to turn your clock ahead tonight for daylight savings.
They figure that if they tell you to turn your clock ahead tonight for daylight savings, you'll suddenly decide to move, and list your house with them so they can sell you another house (RATES ARE AT AN ALL TIME LOW! Click here! Click Here! Click Here!), and convince all your friends and relatives to do the same (RATES ARE REALLY LOW!).
I have a different message for the public:
We are all going to lose an hour of precious F4%$^&g sleep tonight. It is for reasons vaguely related to farming from the 1800s despite the fact that I can see the skyline of Manhattan on clear day from the train station and I haven't grown a turnip in 36 years, 110 pounds, and 45,000 gray hairs.
So turn your %$^&*g clock ahead tonight or risk not only losing an hour of sleep, but being late for your thing tomorrow. Or early. I can't figure it out because I haven't adjusted to writing "2012" on my #$%^g checks yet.









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