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Bizarro World ... The 2012 NFL Draft.

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Ever wonder what it would be like to totally go against the grain and change time and history?  Me neither.  But, for purposes of sharing & caring, I would like to dive into a different view of a sport that many hold dear to their heart ... and television set.  You can look back on this in ten years and wonder, "What if ...?" ...

Indianapolis Colts: - With the first pick in the draft, the Colts take Robert Griffin.  Let's think about this.  They gave up the great Peyton Manning for a new start.  They are in a dome.  Griffin seems to have a talent of a Michael Vick with an IQ of a Joe Montana.  Do you want much of what you gave up coming in?  Nope, give us RGIII and let's build the most elite and dangerous offense ever to be known.  Drop back QB's, while still fancy, don't fit our ideology.  It's a new day in Indianapolis and the NFL.

Washington Redskins: - Of course the Redskins are shocked.  How can it be that RG3 is gone and we are left with Mr. Andrew Luck?  But, we'll take him.  In spades, of course.  Mr. Luck will be a Redskin for life and lead them to two NFC titles but not one Super Bowl Win.  They never did find that complimentary running back or necessary defense.

Minnesota Vikings - They pick up Trent Richardson.  What?  They've already got a guy at that spot whose last name also ends with son?  But Adrian Peterson is on the chopping block, injuries will do that to a guy in the NFL.  They trade him to the Browns for their first round pick in 2013.  Thankfully, he doesn't make the cover of Madden.

Cleveland Browns:  Cleveland starts to buy into Colt McCoy being the real deal.  Despite statistics, logic, and the size of his arms, they just go with him. He just needs the weapons and team to do it.  Justin Blackmon is available and taken.  Cleveland remains lousy for the next ten years.  Blackmon eventually goes to the Eagles and makes a lot of money along the merry way.  Neither team has won a Super Bowl in the interim.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: - The best player left on the board is Matt Kalil.  They take him and improve an area that isn't always considered sexy come draft time.  It pays dividends, though.  Matt anchors a line and a steady offense that finds its way to a Super Bowl in 2015.  They lose, but at least they found their way.

If I actually got paid to write this stuff, I'd have the next sorry ass prediction on its way.  Until then, I invite you, the reader, to the bizarro world ... let your imagination and synapses fire. 

Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Jason, I used to be a Fan of Football...... now with that said.... when the commissioner decided to bring back an Animal Abuser,( I will not even mention his name, eventhough you have him in your blog) that sickened me. We have to be politically correct at so many levels but this is OK for the NFL? Then when you add in there the Coach from the Patriots was "cheating" he got a slap on the hand.... now we have the New Orleans Saints abusing and rewarding "maiming other players".... Quite frankly I am done with the NFL it is Baseball for me!

Mar 22, 2012 01:32 PM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

ah, it's not my sport.  I'm a nascar girl myself.  And so jealous you live are living in Charlotte.  Might hav-ta swing by one of these days on my way to Lowe's Motor Speedway and say hi to you, Jennifer and the kittens.

Mar 22, 2012 01:53 PM
Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

Jason, Amazing how guessing what the draft will be has turned into such a huge business just by itself.  Hopefully the teams I root for continue to make 1/2way decent choices.  Bill

Mar 22, 2012 08:43 PM
Fernando Herboso - Associate Broker MD, & VA
Maxus Realty Group of Samson Properties - Clarksburg, MD
301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

That is bizarro.. 

The Skins already have a street names after RG3

that would short circuit everything. .

Mar 22, 2012 09:45 PM
Ron Marshall
Marshall Enterprises - Saint Michael, MN
Birdhouse Builder Extraordinaire

It was kind of interesting when the local sports announcers started mentioning that we might get Tim Tebow.   As if....

Mar 23, 2012 03:36 AM
Suzanne McLaughlin
Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN
Sabinske & Associates, Realtor

I just popped in to say hello.  I have no ideas about football.  But, I know that you are pretty good at prognosicating!

Mar 23, 2012 06:47 AM
Eric Michael
Remerica Integrity, Realtors®, Northville, MI - Livonia, MI
Metro Detroit Real Estate Professional 734.564.1519

Bizarro World, eh? I think the Detroit Lions 2011 season fits that description pretty good! Believe it or not, I predicted their 10 wins last year. Predicting the same (or maybe 1 more) this year. We locked up Stafford and Megatron for the foreseeable future recently and now it's time to go Defense. A Line Backer or Top Notch Corner would be awesome.

Mar 26, 2012 05:33 AM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

I had to give up on the NFL, at least to being passionate about the league.  To much drama and cash being shelled out for only average results.  College ball is more my taste these days, young men doing what they love to do and trying to reach the pros (some of them) so they to can endure the drama of the NFL.

Mar 27, 2012 06:21 AM
1~Judi Barrett
Integrity Real Estate Services 116 SE AVE N, Idabel, OK 74745 - Idabel, OK
BS Ed, Integrity Real Estate Services -IDABEL OK

Jason,

WOW!  Now that's a good topic.. and at least I an tell that you know our NFL teams.  I enjoy watching the game but only know a few names of players.... shhhhhhh... don't tell any NFL players that though, we don't want to bruise any over inflated egos. 

Mar 28, 2012 12:18 PM