I know the war is no joke, but it may end soon, so I better discard all my old jokes. It may not relate to real estate now, but after the war the land will be way cheap in the Middle East, don't you think?
An American soldier conducts a questioning session in Iraq:
- Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi
- Sex?
- Seven times per week...
- No, no, no... man or woman?
- Men, women, sometimes a camel...
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One war, two versions...
One soldier asks the other:
- Why did you volunteer to serve in Iraq?
- I'm single, said the other soldier, and I like war. What about you?
- I'm married, and I like peace...
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Osama's death
Worried about the millions of dollars offered as reward for his head, Osama goes to see a psychic.
- Can you tell me the exact day of my death? Can you?
- Well, I see that you will be killed in an American holiday...
- A holiday? Which one?
- It doesn't matter... The day you are killed will become a holiday in the U.S.
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