Red-Suited Santa At the Hospital Hears More Redneck Jokes

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Real Estate Agent with Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc.

Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test. 

Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative..............A letter carrier.

Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery.

Rectum................ ......Darn near killed him.

Secretion...................Hiding something

Seizure.....................Roman emperor.

Tablet......................A small table.

Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor.......................More than one.

Urine.......................Opposite of you're out

Varicose....................Near by

 

Comments (1)

BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Marge...I am beginning to think you might just be a closet red neck..How do you know all of these terms?!LOL
Dec 15, 2007 10:48 PM