I work out of my "home office"... almost all the time. I don't know if it's just me.. but when I get a "spam phone call" at home... I get a little resentful of having my privacy invaded.
Sooo... let me share with you how I have handled the last few home spam calls. It's a method that seems to have worked... so you may want to borrow it... or not.
Spam Caller: Ring Ring...
Me: <in a very old, crotchety, gently mind-numbing voice... I answer and say> Hello ?
Spam Caller: Yes... Mrs Stone... I'm calling from Blah Blah Airlines. You have just won a free trip to...
Me: <using the same voice> Barbara... Barbara... is that you ?
Spam Caller: No, Ma'am... it's not Barbara... I'm calling from...
Me: <Before she finishes, I say> Barbara... is my prescription ready ?
Spam Caller: Ma'am... I'm not calling about a prescription. You've won a free trip to...
Me: Is this the lady from the pharmacy ? Is my prescription ready ?
Spam Caller: Ma'am... you have a nice day, now... bye bye...
And that's it. The Spam Caller disappears !
It is very rare that the same person ever calls me again. And if they do... they get the same elderly craggily voice asking if it's Barbara with my prescription.
It appears to work on just about everybody. Free trips, health club memberships, dating services, whatever...
I don't know if you are silly enough to do something like this... but if you are... you just might drastically cut down on the Spam Calls you receive.. and give you some silly fun while doing it. <impish grin>
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