This is my last post before winning the Lotto!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Maxus Realty Group - Broker 301-246-0001 Broker - Realtor - CEO

The mega million lotto fever has struck me!

over 500,000,000 million dollars

Save your money. .I already won it!

This is my last post before becoming a multimillionaire

 

My new to do list has been replaced from call leads, call short sales, follow up with buyers to 

My first order of business for Monday!

#1 Get the cash. . I just send them my account number and I want it direct deposit 7:00AM

#2 Celebrate and get a little drunk 8:00 AM

#3 Order my cars to be delivery

 

#4 Take a break. .or drink some more. .then go to lunch 12 noon

#5 Book in my weekend reservations Cancun. .

Then when I get tired. .I'll go to Hawaii

 

When I come back. .6 months later. .

I'll buy Realtor.com

and hire a crew to delete one by one all OUR LISTINGS! and then sell it back to them for one dollar!~

 

Then. . after a massage and lunch at Don Julios

I'll buy Activerain.com

I give myself 50,000,000,0000 points . .delete 3 people FOREVER and then sell it back to Bob for one dollar!

 

After an European trip and an African Safari where I personally shoot Koni and get a trophy. .

I will buy enough shares on Bank of America that  would allow me coming in and personally tar and feather plus  fire the person in charge of SHORT SALE APPROVALS. .then hire NORMAL people with a heart and soul to be negotiators

 

I will then go to South America become El Presidente. .  unite all the countries . . change the name to United States of South America and also I may  change the name of Machu Pichu to "Macho Fernando" (I have to check with my wife for this one) 

I will then go to Cuba and personally shave Fidel Castro with a dull knife and no soap!

 

Just in case I don't win it. . 

I will go back to plan B

 

Lead Generation

Short Sale calls

Bloggin'

and. . . .

 

buy another lotto ticket and dream again. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sara Homan
Coldwell Banker Ellison Realty 352-209-4044 - Ocala, FL
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Very nice Fernando, But while you dream don't quit your day job!  LOL

Mar 29, 2012 05:40 AM #1
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Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Hey Fernando,  I'm pulling for you man !  Great list of companies to put under the knife.  Just in case, better ikeep your day job !

Mar 29, 2012 05:51 AM #2
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Terri Poehler
Realtor - Coral Springs, FL
Coral Springs Real Estate Agent

Hey, I love that drinking at 8 am. I say do that anyway, even if you don't win! Lol!!

Mar 29, 2012 06:02 AM #3
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Marte Cliff
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Love it! When I was a little kid there was a show on TV about a millionaire who would choose someone to get a million dollars - with the rule being that they had to spend it all within a set amount of time.

When we were driving in the car my Mom and I would play that game and figure out how we would spend that million within the allowed time. Fun stuff!

Now I keep a list in my head of things I'll do first when I win the big jackpot. You're going to buy cars and go on trips. I'm going to build a huge indoor arena with heated stalls, and all the other goodies. Then I'm going to go shopping for two of the best Arabian horses I can find. ("Best" meaning beautiful, sweet, and well trained.) Then I'll hire an expert to teach me and the horses dressage.

Of course, the list doesn't end there. I'll pay off the mortgage on my house - and on my son's houses. Maybe put a big chunk in an account for my grand-daughter to use when she's old enough to either go to college or start her own business. Oh - and I'd donate a good chunk to the local animal rescues for spay and neuter.

Golly - so many things to do when you're rich beyond belief!

Meanwhile... guess I'd better get busy. I have copy to write...

Mar 29, 2012 06:19 AM #4
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Fernando Herboso - Broker for Maxus Realty Group
Maxus Realty Group - Broker 301-246-0001 - Gaithersburg, MD
301-246-0001 Serving Maryland, DC and Northern VA

I forgot add. .for the Fidel Castro thing. .while doing it.  I would be smoking one of his cigars!

Mar 29, 2012 06:21 AM #5
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Kathryn Maguire
GreatNorfolkHomes.com (757) 560-0881 - Chesapeake, VA
Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach

I hate to rain on your parade but you have more of a chance of being struck by lightning 6 times and surviving.  Wah wah!

Mar 29, 2012 06:30 AM #6
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Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

The tar and feathering part I liked Fernando. Fun post. Remember us little people when you hit the big time.

Mar 29, 2012 06:32 AM #7
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Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Oh Fernando- isn't it fun to dream.  All I can say is "Good Luck"!  Love your list. 

Mar 29, 2012 06:42 AM #8
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Linda Urbick
RealtyOne Group - San Ramon, CA
Selling San Ramon Valley - 925-786-5132

It is always to play the "when I will the lottery game" if for no other reason but to think of all the things you can do with the money and then after daydreaming - back to blogging, lead generation, etc as you mentioned. But you never know someone wins every week.

Mar 29, 2012 07:01 AM #9
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Li Read
Sea to Sky Premier Properties (Salt Spring) - Salt Spring Island, BC
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Love your daydream...very nice!   Especially the pool and the cars!

Mar 29, 2012 07:02 AM #10
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Anna Banana Kruchten Broker, CRB, CRS
HomeSmart International - Phoenix, AZ
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OH man you've got it all figured out perfectly.  I may as well tear up my tickets and throw away my plans since you won already.  LOL  Macho Fernando......

Mar 29, 2012 08:09 AM #11
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Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Wishing you the best Fernando..............I'd love to read that success story!

Mar 29, 2012 07:29 PM #12
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