My First Funny

Real Estate Agent with Crown Key Realty
I Have Been a member of the Jokes and Anything Funny group for a while now and but have never posted a funny myself. I ran across this one the other day and decided to post it. I tried it out on a good friend who happens to be a minister and after he laughed he said "God will forgive you I promise". So excuse the small amount of profanity and just remember an actual minister gave it his stamp of approval.

A man went to church Easter Sunday and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No shit?'

My name is Dale E. Bledsoe with Crown Key Realty and as always I may be reached at 209-481-6031. You may also visit me on the web at Thanks for laughing!

Comments (6)

David W. Hughes
Home Realtors 208-870-5133 - Nampa, ID
Designated Broker at Home Realtors of Idaho

We forgive you, that was hilarious.

Apr 09, 2012 06:10 AM
Pat Champion
John Roberts Realty - Eustis, FL
Call the "CHAMPION" for all your real estate needs

I loved this joke I really needed a good laugh the way my day has been going. Thanks for the laugh.

Apr 09, 2012 06:17 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL...and who says that money does not talk.  Thanks for the chuckle!

Apr 09, 2012 07:28 AM
Rob Arnold
Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc. - Altamonte Springs, FL
Metro Orlando Full Service - Investor Friendly & F

That's funny.  Amazing how you can get a whole new attitude like that.

Apr 09, 2012 11:38 PM
Melissa Anderson
Debt Does Deals - San Antonio, TX
Your Texas Lender

Cute thanks for sharing. 

Apr 10, 2012 09:34 AM
Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

That was a good one, Dale!!!  Good chuckle for today.

Apr 11, 2012 04:34 AM