Friday Funny

Real Estate Agent with Crown Key Realty

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God,  I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the  ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”

About three minutes ago,” came the reply.


My name is Dale E. Bledsoe with Crown Key realty and as always I may be reached at 209-481-6031. You may also visit me on the web at

Comments (4)

Les & Sarah Oswald
Realty One Group - Eastvale, CA
Broker, Realtor and Investor

You got a chuckle out of me. Happy Friday to you!

Apr 13, 2012 03:20 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Was this guy a Realtor by any chance? Loved the story.

Apr 13, 2012 03:30 AM
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Happy Friday 13!

it is great to start a day with a smile;)

btw, my client just send me a joke via sms...interesting:) it is friday 13! have fun today!

Apr 13, 2012 03:32 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

LOL, that is another funny one. Thanks for sharing.

Apr 14, 2012 08:17 AM