Friday Funnies on Saturday

Real Estate Agent with Better Homes and Acres

Friday my husband (his name is Tom) and I ran some errands together. While we were out and about we swung into my daughter's salon.





She is busy with a customer, but not too busy for just a little conversation and a few laughs.....


Tom: I put a battery in the scales.

Chelly: Oh, nice.

Tom: Yeah, I stepped on them and they said "One person only please"

Chelly: LOL - HAHAHA

Tom: Yeah your mom stepped on them and they said "Is anybody there?"


We all agreed: Everyone should have "Talking Scales"


Tom: There are two potatoes standing on the corner. How do you know which one is the prositute?

Chelly: ?

Tom: The one with the tatoo that says IDAHO


Yes - He is just a stand up comic some days.....




Comments (9)

Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRB, Phoenix Broker
HomeSmart Real Estate BR030809000 - Phoenix, AZ

LOL....hope your having a sily Saturday Marilyn!!   Idaho!

Apr 14, 2012 05:22 AM
Erv Fleishman
Realty Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Luxury Prop Specialist Realty Associates

Now, if I would have told that IDAHO joke there might have been a flood of protestation as to posting of a shaded joke. 

Apr 14, 2012 05:36 AM
Tammy Emineth
Personal SEO - Website SEO and Real Estate Marketing - Marysville, WA
Content Marketer, SEO Teacher, Website Fixer

HA! That's great.,.. thanks for the funny today Marilyn!! have an awesome weekend.

Apr 14, 2012 06:16 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Thanks for jokes. Someone is fast on their feet. Keeps the conversations lively.

Apr 14, 2012 08:18 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I wold have to say that we would get along just fine! 

laughter makes the day much nicer!

Apr 14, 2012 11:41 AM
Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

I would never step on a talking scale...   it would probably say get off your hurting me...

Apr 16, 2012 12:35 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Hun... - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Marilyn, Tom sounds like a lot of fun to be around...I'm going to use the "Idaho" joke tomorrow.

Apr 16, 2012 01:57 PM
Matt Harber
Keller Williams-The Harber Home Group - Tacoma, WA


Apr 16, 2012 03:23 PM
Marilyn Harrell
Better Homes and Acres - Beaverton, MI
Wixom Lake - Beaverton MI

Anna, It was great! I went for a ride in a Barbie Jeep!

Erv, watching him tell it for the third time was funnier than the joke! LOL!

Thank you Tammy, It was an awesome weekend!

Than, Yes, he really is! When he retires he should be either a comedian or an evangelist!

William, I so agree with you!

Diane, the talking scale could be taught some manners! Maybe karma could be programmed in. That way it would be nice to nice people and only rude to those deserving of rude and inconsiderate comments. Right! LOL

Nick, So how many times did you tell the Idaho joke?

Matt, ?

Thanks all for dropping by. Appreciate your comments. It's been a busy week so far.

Apr 18, 2012 01:51 AM

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