Sometimes it PAYS to be OLD!

Real Estate Agent with QUEST REALTY SERVICES

No one believes seniors . . . everyone  thinks they're senile.

   An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and  had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. 

Holding hands they walked back to their  old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."  

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an  armored car, practically landing at their feet Sally quickly picked it up,  but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the  money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She  put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.  

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood  looking for the money, and knocked on the door. "Pardon me, but  did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No." Andy said, "She's lying. She  hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him,  he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to  question him. One says:  "Tell us the story from the beginning" Andy said, "Well,  when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . " 

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and  says, "We're outta here."  

Comments (13)

Patricia Aulson
Realtor - Portsmouth NH Homes-Hampton NH Homes



Patricia Aulson/Hampton NH Real Estate 

Dec 27, 2007 04:33 AM
Gary McAdams
GMAC Schwartz Property Sales - Key West, FL
Would be nice if true...
Dec 27, 2007 04:34 AM
Quakertown, PA
e-PRO, Realtor - Bucks County PA - 610-952-3578

THis is a funny story.  Thanks for sharing this one.  Happy Holidays!


Dec 27, 2007 04:40 AM
Rob Arnold
Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc. - Altamonte Springs, FL
Metro Orlando Full Service - Investor Friendly & F
You are a funny guy Armando.  Thanks.
Dec 27, 2007 04:50 AM
DDR Realty
DDR Realty - Newburgh, NY
Orange County NY

Very good. And much truth to it. Thanks for the laugh.

Dec 27, 2007 05:44 AM
Kathleen Lordbock
Keller Williams Realty Professionals - Baxter, MN
Keller Williams Realty Professionals

Shame on Sally - she is old enough to know better.


Funny story - thanks. 

Dec 27, 2007 05:56 AM
Sondra Meyer:
EXP Realty, LLC - Corpus Christi, TX
See It. Experience It. Live It.
What a funny joke!  The part of them visting the school was really sweet also. 
Dec 27, 2007 07:03 AM
Pam Graham
All Real Estate Options - Jacksonville, FL
Jacksonville, Clay & St Johns Counties
That was funny. Yep Sally knew better, she knew that they would think her husband was senile! :)
Dec 27, 2007 07:06 AM
Hugh Krone
Weichert Referral Associates - Hamburg, NJ
Realtor, Sussex County NJ
Armando- Showing us your humorous side again I see. That was cute
Dec 27, 2007 07:24 AM
Alexander Harb
Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX
Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing



Dec 27, 2007 11:56 AM
Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County
Nice, Armando. The benfit of aging is even when you tell the truth they wonder....
Dec 27, 2007 12:16 PM
Fran Gaspari
Patriot Land Transfer, Inc. - Limerick, PA
"The Title Man" - Title Insurance - PA & NJ


They'll probably forget where they hid it!!! Thanks,   Fran

Dec 27, 2007 12:43 PM
Armando Rodriguez
Orlando Homes 4 Sale, Real Estate Broker-GRI

Thanks for your comments, I'm glad you all enjoyed it!

Take care and May GBU!

Dec 29, 2007 03:29 AM