Samples Please!

Real Estate Agent with Crown Key Realty

As a guy that is getting older, I have come to appreciate the things people told me when I was younger and thought that old was something for other people. Now, I can appreciate the stories I sat not so patiently through. Here is one of my favorites. Its called:

Samples Please!

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, 
looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear.

My name is Dale E. Bledsoe with Crown Key Realty and as always I may be reached at 209-481-6031. You may also visit me on the web a

Comments (7)

Dr. Paula McDonald
Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX
Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

Dale,  Funny and disgusting at the same time.  That takes talent!  Getting older is not for sissies!!

Apr 23, 2012 03:38 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Yikes, I am not sure that is funny! ;-0

Oh well, the alternantive is to be 6 feet under.

Apr 23, 2012 06:14 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

OUCH!!  sounds almost to familiar.  Not long I suppose before I am in that group

Apr 23, 2012 11:38 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Yes, too funny and sometimes a bit to close to comfort for us old guys living in Florida!

Apr 23, 2012 08:35 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL...OK, that leaves a visual that is ot really pleasent.  Possibly true, but...

Apr 23, 2012 11:13 PM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Dale, that's hilarious, thank you for the Tuesday evening laugh!

Apr 24, 2012 09:56 AM
John Cannata
214-728-0449 - Frisco, TX
Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance

That is pretty gross Dale. Hopefully when I get old I dont fall apart like that.

Apr 25, 2012 04:33 AM