Chimchimeny Yer Chimney!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Hi friends!  Billy Jays here!

I have something so special today, I think by the end of this commercial I might just be singing!

Tell me, how often do you pull into that driveway or walk around the side of the house and look at a boring, empty, everyday chimney!?

Well, can I guess?

Everyday!

Now that is one BOOOOORING chimney!  Look at it!

Be bored no more!

Can I, your old buddy Billy Jays, introduce my newest, and certainly most decorative, product!

I am so proud of this can I introduce it with a song?

Chimchimeney, chimchimeney, a plant for you!
I'll make your chimney look better than new!

Introducing Chimchimeney Yer Chimney!

Yes, with Chimchimeney Yer Chimney! you will never again look at a boring, plain chimney!

Friends, our brainy, botanical biochemists have found a way to plant our special greenery in a chimney and have it thrive, feeding OFF your chimney!

No fertilizer, no soil, no nothing, well, except a little dihydrogen monoxide  now and then!

And BAM!

Chimchimeney Yer Chimney!

And the bigger it gets, the more decorative it becomes!

So call now!

This is breakthrough science at its best!!

And I, Billy Jays, need to broadcast this breakthrough biochemistry in every bulletin I bellow!  This needs to be shouted from the chimney tops!

SO CALL NOW!

And if you do call within the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to share this news with a friend, I will personally add a case of Billy Jays' Dihydrogen Monoxide, absolutely free!

That will give you dihydrogen monoxide to water the plant, AND offer to a friend or neighbor as you both stand by your chimney admiring this, our latest botanical biochemical breakthrough!

YOU NEED TO CALL NOW!

Remember the song!

Chimchimeney, chimchimeney, a plant for you!
I'll make your chimney look better than new!

So call me, Billy Jays, and get your very own Chimchimeney Yer Chimney! now, and start growing in popularity in your neighborhood!

CALL NOW!




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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
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You simply have to call now James.  Billy Jays hardly every advertises the price because it is always so attractive.

Apr 28, 2012 09:29 PM #2
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Good morning, Jay. Might be a new fad you've got going here. That is, until someone sprays some "Agent Orange" on it...

Apr 28, 2012 09:44 PM #3
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Great blog and great job. Keep up the good work and good luck to you this year. Thanks
Apr 28, 2012 09:45 PM #4
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

No Agent Orange, Michael, unless it is fertilizer.  That would make Billy very sad...

Apr 28, 2012 09:45 PM #5
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Jay Markanich
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Thanks Josh.  Hope you enjoyed it!  That Billy wastes no time!

Apr 28, 2012 09:46 PM #6
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Kathryn Maguire
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Breakthrough indeed!  Those roots are going to make things quite decorative as they grow!

Apr 28, 2012 10:14 PM #7
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Jay Markanich
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It will really open things up Kathryn, to future fun!  What a product!

Apr 28, 2012 10:17 PM #8
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Kathy Sheehan
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I love that you share all of these unique sightings with us!  Love the song!

Apr 28, 2012 11:28 PM #9
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Fred Hernden, CMI
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Nice beard... maybe you can use a little of that "Just For Men" on the top of the dome as well...lol, then you will look just like ol Billy! Well... not in his present state anyway :-)

Apr 28, 2012 11:49 PM #10
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Jay Markanich
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That's a very old song with a twist Kathy!

Fred - thanks but that beard was photoshopped a couple of years ago!  And has worked ever since!

Apr 28, 2012 11:56 PM #11
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This is a great post! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Hope your wife is feeling much better. My mother had a hernia just like that and I remember how she held it when she coughed.

Apr 29, 2012 07:34 AM #12
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Barbara-Jo - it was nip and tuck there for a while, and she is still in lots of pain.  Glad you liked the post!

Apr 29, 2012 07:58 AM #13
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Jay - Great product. Do you have it available for gutters?

Apr 29, 2012 09:55 AM #14
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Not only for gutters, John, but also for roofs!

http://activerain.com/blogsview/1725644/get-yer-gutter-garden-

Call now!

Billy Jays

Apr 29, 2012 10:00 AM #15
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Lisa Von Domek
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Good morning Billy Jays,

That is one determined little plant!  Great, fun blog as always...but I am still waiting for your spin on "Rubber Ducky"...LOL  Have a great week!

Apr 29, 2012 08:47 PM #16
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Haven't you heard Jay ?  Going green is the "in" thing to do !

Apr 29, 2012 08:48 PM #17
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Jay Markanich
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Don't talk to me about new products Lisa.  You need to call Billy.  And call now.

S&D - I have people give me green all the time for things I used to do for free!  They pay me because now it's in vogue!  Before it was just common sense information I learned from my grandmother!

Apr 29, 2012 08:53 PM #18
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Billy Jays, Now if you can get it to grow a beard like yours you have something ; ) Throw some more DHMO on it it always works.

Apr 30, 2012 11:10 AM #19
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Oh!  But, Jay!  Those vines are so pretty!  I remember when an old apartment building I used to live in got sold and the first thing the new owners did was to take down the gorgeous ivy that covered the bricks.  We were all outraged!

Apr 30, 2012 11:14 AM #20
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Jay Markanich
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Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Don - ha!  I remember that DMHO craze!  It didn't last as long as so many of the other snake oils, like glucosamine.  And I only wear that beard on Friday nights.

Pat - ivy looks great but it is a house killer!  I don't know how old that little plant is, but I think it survived the winter there.  I couldn't even determine what KIND of plant that was, but it sure was hearty.

Apr 30, 2012 07:52 PM #21
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