Chimchimeny Yer Chimney!

Reblogger Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Real Estate Agent with Charles Rutenberg Realty NAR 274504721

Too cute NOT to repost.......This post from 'Billy Jays' on how to decorate your chimney issure to bring a smile to your face! Thanks, Jay and by the way, love that BLACK beard!

Original content by Jay Markanich 3380-000723

Hi friends!  Billy Jays here!

I have something so special today, I think by the end of this commercial I might just be singing!

Tell me, how often do you pull into that driveway or walk around the side of the house and look at a boring, empty, everyday chimney!?

Well, can I guess?

Everyday!

Now that is one BOOOOORING chimney!  Look at it!

Be bored no more!

Can I, your old buddy Billy Jays, introduce my newest, and certainly most decorative, product!

I am so proud of this can I introduce it with a song?

Chimchimeney, chimchimeney, a plant for you!
I'll make your chimney look better than new!

Introducing Chimchimeney Yer Chimney!

Yes, with Chimchimeney Yer Chimney! you will never again look at a boring, plain chimney!

Friends, our brainy, botanical biochemists have found a way to plant our special greenery in a chimney and have it thrive, feeding OFF your chimney!

No fertilizer, no soil, no nothing, well, except a little dihydrogen monoxide  now and then!

And BAM!

Chimchimeney Yer Chimney!

And the bigger it gets, the more decorative it becomes!

So call now!

This is breakthrough science at its best!!

And I, Billy Jays, need to broadcast this breakthrough biochemistry in every bulletin I bellow!  This needs to be shouted from the chimney tops!

SO CALL NOW!

And if you do call within the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to share this news with a friend, I will personally add a case of Billy Jays' Dihydrogen Monoxide, absolutely free!

That will give you dihydrogen monoxide to water the plant, AND offer to a friend or neighbor as you both stand by your chimney admiring this, our latest botanical biochemical breakthrough!

YOU NEED TO CALL NOW!

Remember the song!

Chimchimeney, chimchimeney, a plant for you!
I'll make your chimney look better than new!

So call me, Billy Jays, and get your very own Chimchimeney Yer Chimney! now, and start growing in popularity in your neighborhood!

CALL NOW!




Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Karen Anne Stone
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Barbara-Jo:  What a bargain... and with all that di-hydrogen monoxide, as well.  How can anyone resist ?

Apr 29, 2012 07:43 AM #1
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Is that cute, or what, Karen??

Apr 29, 2012 07:56 AM #2
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Jay Markanich
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Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Thanks for the reblog Barbara-Jo!  Billy sure has a good time.  My son photoshopped that Billy Mays beard onto my face.  It works!

In case you missed it, here it is:   http://activerain.com/blogsview/2230409/wet-yer-whistle-

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You are welcome, Jay. I will check out that other site right now. thanks!

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