That Will be $3.87 Please!

Real Estate Agent with Crown Key Realty

Most of the Realtors I know, myself included, drink coffee. Too much coffee. We drink it, need it, depend on it and pay way too much for it. So, you know you drink too much coffee if:

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

My name is Dale E. Bledsoe with Crown Key Realty and as always I may be reached at 209-481-6031. You may also visit me on the web at

Comments (5)

Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Heh, don't drink the stuff. Don't need any caffine in my life. Think of all the money I am saving! Besides it turns your teeth yellow!

May 04, 2012 03:59 AM
Dr. Paula McDonald
Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX
Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

Rule in our house:  No questions until I have had my first cup of coffee. 

May 04, 2012 04:56 AM
Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

"You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug."

  Great idea, Dale.  I am going to order one of those custom coffee mugs, and put a picture of a mug on it!

May 04, 2012 02:40 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

LOL...I am glad I am not hooked like many people are.  I am able to operate as soon as my feet hit the floor.

May 04, 2012 10:16 PM
John Cannata
214-728-0449 - Frisco, TX
Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance

yeah, I am one of those coffee drinkers. I drink WAY too much... and yes, I pay way too much also. If Im not making it at home, Im ordering it from Starbucks. Clearly I should own Starbucks Stock.

May 08, 2012 01:43 AM