Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a
She told the artist, 'Paint me with
diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and
a ruby pendant.
''But you are not wearing any of
''I know,' said Mrs. Johnson.
'My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the b!tch to go nuts looking for the jewelry.'