Getting Even...

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a
famous artist.

She told the artist, 'Paint me with
diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and
a ruby pendant.

''But you are not wearing any of
those things.

''I know,' said Mrs. Johnson.

'My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the b!tch to go nuts looking for the jewelry.'

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