A Golfing Heaven

By
Real Estate Agent with Crown Key Realty

 

Dale looks like a golf pro in his designer outfit, but he slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, George decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway. But, his ball ricochets off a tree and strikes him on the forehead, killing him instantly.

When good old Dale arrives at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greets him. "You look like a golfer. Are you any good?" asked Saint Peter.

To which Dale replies, "I got here in two, didn't I?"

My name is Dale E. Bledsoe and when I golf I do play from the woods after most drives.

As always I may be reached at 209-481-6031 You may also visit me on the web at www.dalebledsoe.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments (4)

Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

Dale, turn over your front hand and stay out of those nasty old woods - we don't want St. Peter to penalize you!!!  LOL.  

May 14, 2012 04:31 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Heh, I stay off the golf course. Used to play once a week and finally realized that wasn't often enough to get good.

May 14, 2012 04:57 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Good one Dale.  I can't fault his reasoning.  (Though not the way I would want to go)

May 14, 2012 08:49 PM
John Cannata
214-728-0449 http://TexasLoanGuy.com - Frisco, TX
Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance

I hadnt heard that one. Funny.

May 15, 2012 02:57 PM