Talking parrots....

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509


 A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
         'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know to say one thing'

'What do they say?'
         the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
         have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.....

'You know,' he said,
         'I may have a solution to your problem.  I have two male talking
         parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

         your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with
         Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
And your parrots are sure to stop saying...  That
         phrase...  In no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded,
         'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, She brought
         her female parrots to the priest's house.... As he ushered her in,

She saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding
         rosary beads and praying...

Impressed, She walked over and
         placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes, The
         female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you
         want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

         male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,

'Put the beads away, Frank,
Our prayers have
         been answered!


Comments (2)

Jenny Durling
L.A. Property Solutions - Los Angeles, CA
For Los Angeles real estate help 213-215-4758

LOL!  That was not at all what I was expecting. Thanks for the laugh!

May 15, 2012 01:41 AM
Curtis Van Carter
Better Homes & Gardens Wine Country Group - Yountville, CA
Your Napa Valley Broker Extraordinaire


Thanks for the big laugh this morning. Now if only my prayers will be answered so. cheers cvc

May 15, 2012 02:39 AM