Talking parrots....

 A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
         'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,


But they only know to say one thing'

'What do they say?'
         the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
         have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,


Then he thought for a moment.....

'You know,' he said,
         'I may have a solution to your problem.  I have two male talking
         parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

Bring
         your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with
         Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
         worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying...  That
         phrase...  In no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded,
         'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, She brought
         her female parrots to the priest's house.... As he ushered her in,

She saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding
         rosary beads and praying...

Impressed, She walked over and
         placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes, The
         female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you
         want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

One
         male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,


'Put the beads away, Frank,
Our prayers have
         been answered!