Mom's Driver's License...

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play  date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.  'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about herself, ' the little girl says to her friend.