Just what do you do? (Humor)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

My son works in a restaurant and he told me this diddy that the owner/cook told a patron...

Waitress...how are you chickens prepared?"

"I will ask the cook." she replied.

The cook comes out to talk with the guest...

How do you prepare your chickens? He asked the cook.  To which the cook says.

"Well, just before it happens, we tell them they are going to die."

Some people just tell it like it is.


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Rainer
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Kim Carlson 480-993-9384
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That's not funny. Thanks for sharing, I always like a joke. Happy Memorial day weekend!

May 26, 2012 07:32 AM #1
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Charles Stallions Property Manager
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That about says it all and why sugar coat it. I wonder if that is considered cruelty to animals.

May 26, 2012 08:50 AM #2
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Harry F. D'Elia III
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Well he did ask so he got the right answer. Please sit and chop

May 26, 2012 11:17 AM #3
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Than Maynard
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What, no last meal? at least a cold beer or shot of whiskey!

May 26, 2012 11:33 AM #4
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Vern Eaton
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LOL...Had to be a city guy in a country dinner. 

May 27, 2012 12:44 AM #5
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Ron Marshall
Marshall Enterprises - Saint Michael, MN
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Oh, no.   That doesn't sound right.  Don't you let them say a prayer or something?

May 27, 2012 07:28 AM #6
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Randi Brammer
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LOL...Bill. for some reason when we I think the chicken already knows.

May 28, 2012 01:09 AM #7
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I always just told the chicken to hold still.  They never did listen.

May 29, 2012 06:22 AM #8
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Diane Daley
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LOL,  When they live in little cubes and notice the population dropping I think they get the hint...

May 29, 2012 08:13 AM #9
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Tammy Emineth
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Love it! Yup, sometimes you just have to be straightforward. the best way to go! HA HA HA

May 29, 2012 08:19 AM #10
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Nick T Pappas
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Bill, I have to disagree with Kim...that is funny....I'll have to use it tomorrow.
May 31, 2012 01:50 PM #11
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Richard D. Chapin
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Gotta love those straight shooters, and the food couldn't be fresher. Thanks for the laugh.

Jun 01, 2012 05:47 PM #12
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