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Real Estate Agent with Century 21 Olde Tyme BRE # 01405647
Rye Bread





Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park Bench one morning.



The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.



The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.



The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."



So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.



As he was looking around, the clerk asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"



The clerk said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"



He replied, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"



He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this but me."

Comments (5)

Ann Cummings
RE/MAX Shoreline - NH and Maine - Portsmouth, NH
Portsmouth NH Real Estate Preferrable Agent

Doug - THAT is funny!!!  Thanks for sharing!

Ann

Jan 08, 2007 05:35 AM
David Spencer
Keller Williams Northland - Kansas City, MO
Show Me real estate in Kansas City
I had better get me some of that rye bread. After 30 years in the business, I need more stamina.
Jan 08, 2007 05:43 AM
Scott Gormley
Oak Valley Mortgage-California Home Loans and Refinancing - Chico, CA

Funny Stuff Doug :)

I ate my sandwich on rye today! Woo Hoo

Scott

Jan 08, 2007 06:05 AM
Dena Stevens
Rocky Mountain Realty - Canon City, CO
Putting The Real Into Realtor Since 2004
I had no idea where that story was going until the end.
Jan 08, 2007 06:20 AM
Doug Beaver
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Corona, CA
Corona Norco Eastvale Riverside Homes

Ann, Your Welcome

David, Yea Good Rye...

Scott, I have a few friends that forward me stuff and my reaction was the same as yours.

Dena, I too like them with the unknown punch line.

Thanks for responding everyone.

Jan 08, 2007 07:32 AM