My neighbor...

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509


She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

 

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

 

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

 

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!

I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

 

Are you busy tonight?"

 

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

 

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

 

It's no fun being old!!

Comments (4)

Ralph Janisch ABR CRS Broker
Janisch & Co. - Conroe, TX
Selling Northwest Houston to good people like you!

hahahahahahaha..... Got us on that one!!  Have a relaxing holiday!!

May 28, 2012 02:12 AM
Lori Bowers
La Quinta, CA
The Lori Bowers Group

I thought she was going to ask you to sell her house

May 28, 2012 02:13 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester

Kept us on our toes; very good one and as well I thought she was going to ask you to sell.

May 28, 2012 02:18 AM
Steve Peters, Jr.
Peters Realty - Newport, PA
Broker/Owner Peters Realty

In my part of the country it is over 90 degrees today so I'm staying in the airconditioning posting off color homor...

May 28, 2012 02:21 AM