There I was sitting at the bar...

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man ...  and then my dog bit me."
"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!

But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

Comments (4)

Curtis Van Carter
Better Homes & Gardens Wine Country Group - Yountville, CA
Your Napa Valley Broker Extraordinaire


All I can say is thank you for this continuous stream of great jokes. cheers cvc

Jun 02, 2012 03:17 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Steve, that's quite a day, with a funny ending. Good stuff. 

Jun 02, 2012 03:20 AM
Chris Smith
Re/Max Chay Realty Inc., Brokerage - New Tecumseth, ON
South Simcoe, Caledon, King, Orangeville Real Esta

Thank You Steve, for the laugh, I did not see that one coming...

Have a good weekend.

Jun 02, 2012 03:30 AM
Steve Peters, Jr.
Peters Realty - Newport, PA
Broker/Owner Peters Realty

Its actually fairly difficult coming up with material clean enough to avoid getting in to trouble, the inner "George Carlin" syndrome...

Jun 02, 2012 03:38 AM