The “Hoodies” How safe is your neighborhood?

Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

http://www.familyabstract.comIn the title insurance arena, where I am a partner at Family Abstract, we don’t really deal with the people as much as the scraps and issues the people leave behind.  In our opinion, we have an easier job than a Realtor, as we have no face to face conflict to contend with. In real estate, are we ever really sure about the buyers or sellers we are working with.  Sure, we go through all the checks and balances to be certain we are working with a buyer that can afford to buy and a seller that is motivated to sell, but what do we really know about them?   Imagine this conversation between Saint Peter and God regarding the newest Buyers Into Heaven.

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two men wearing Hoodies arrived.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said “Wait here. I will be right back.”

St. Peter goes over to God’s chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: “How many times do I have to tell you, you can’t be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!”

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God’s chambers and says

“Well, they’re gone.”

The guys wearing Hoodies?” asked God.

“No. The Pearly Gates.”

From my family to yours, from Commitment to Policy, all our very best.  Family Abstract, Inc. wants to make your clients smile once a day to, please remember us for your title insurance needs in PA, NJ, MD and FL.


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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!


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Randy Ostrander
Lake and Lodge Realty LLC - Big Rapids, MI
Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI

Good morning Glenn. What a way to start my day. Didn't see that coming. Hilarious!!!! I will definitely be sharing today.

Jun 15, 2012 12:31 AM #1
Glenn Freezman
Family Abstract, Inc. - Horsham, PA

Randy, I am glad you liked it, make it a great day!  Reblog it, I'd love to see a reblog of a joke.

Jun 15, 2012 12:37 AM #2
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

That was cute. Thanks for sharing the Friday funny.

Jun 15, 2012 01:23 AM #3
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...sometime you just have to trust your instincts...If it walks like a duck...

Jun 15, 2012 05:33 AM #4
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