A beautiful lawyer story....

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509


One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he sawtwo men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,
" the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"


"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."


Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as a
heart-warming lawyer story...did you????

Comments (4)

Melissa Zavala
Broadpoint Properties - Escondido, CA
Broker, Escondido Real Estate, San Diego County

Very clever little ditty. I guess I knew this was going someplace, but was not sure where.

Jun 16, 2012 12:27 AM
Sharon Parisi
United Real Estate Dallas - Dallas, TX
Dallas Homes

I had not heard this one before.  I'll share this with the six attorneys in my family!

Jun 16, 2012 12:31 AM
Steve Peters, Jr.
Peters Realty - Newport, PA
Broker/Owner Peters Realty

I actually got this from a friend who is a paralegal in a rather large law firm. Hope her boss doesn't see it.

Jun 16, 2012 12:55 AM
Curtis Van Carter
Better Homes & Gardens Wine Country Group - Yountville, CA
Your Napa Valley Broker Extraordinaire

Steve

Truly funny including the last comment, cheers cvc

Jun 16, 2012 05:07 AM