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The Home Inspection From Hell

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Properties

We've all had home inspectors we've had to deal with --- some good, some not-so good; some efficient with time, some who take so much time we wonder if they're homeless --- but there are a few that make you wonder how they got licensed.  One of my least favorites --- a Bergen County, NJ inspector --- introduces himself (in a rather loud and self-important voice) as "The Deal Killer." On can only assume it's to put the fear of God in everyone present, or maybe he thinks He's God.  In any case, none of his inspections take less than 5 hours, and that has nothing to do with the size of the home.  I've had Sellers come home after leaving their home for several hours, only to be shocked we're all still there waiting for him to finish. One inspection in particuar stands out in my mind as the worst: it was a contemporary home of about 4500 sf. He started at 9am, and when he wasn't done by 4pm, I asked him to wrap it up, at which time he told me he'd let me know when he was done.  The problem is this: how do you tell the buyers of your listing that they can't "occupy" the sellers's home for 7 hours, particularly at dinner time?

Buyers have a right to do a full inspection of the home their buying, but can we put limits on the time they can be there? My feeling about such inspectors, and this one wasn't the only one of his kind, is that it's all about their ego.

I'd be interested in other Realtors' experiences.

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Tim Bradley
Contour Investment Properties - Jackson Hole, WY
Commercial Real Estate Expert in Jackson Hole, WY

I'm not interested in hiring a "deal killer". I am interested in a thorough, unbiased, inspection. He needs to check the attitude at the door.

Jun 17, 2012 04:02 AM
Lori Bowers
La Quinta, CA
The Lori Bowers Group

The worst one I remember was when he dropped golf balls on the tiles and found 8 hollow tiles and told the buyer he had to replace all the flooring.

Another one used to be a termite inspector and takes it upon himself to inspect for termites while he is there - helloooo! Liability!!!!

Jun 17, 2012 04:02 AM
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

There's nothing in our contract that specifies the amount of time.  I've had sellers (through their agent) let us know we can have access to their home between certain times, for example 12 to 4.

Jun 17, 2012 04:09 AM
Kate Conover
RE/MAX Properties - Franklin Lakes, NJ

Thanks for the comments.  I understand there's nothing specific in the contract about the time allowed to inspect, but reasonable minds can agree that 7-8 hours for most homes is ridiculous. I've had 8,000 sf homes inspected in less.  Too many buyers (and their inspectors) view an inspection as a second chance to negotiate the price of the home.  We all need to counsel our buyers --- before they sign the contract --- that the price you offer should be based on everything you can see and know about the home.  The inspection is your opportunity to find out what you couldn't have seen or known when you made your offer.

Thanks again to all!

Jun 18, 2012 02:25 AM