Saturday's Dumb Joke of the Day.....

By
Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty Boise Idaho SP20114

I haven't done a Saturday Joke in a while so here goes...


Name or surname?


The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office.

"What is your name?,"

was the first thing the manager asked.

"John,"

the new guy replied.

The manager scowled.

"Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before,

but I don't call anyone by their first name!

It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority," he said

 "I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all.

Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said,

"Darling. My name is John Darling."

The manager said,

"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you..."


Remember Laughter is the best stress reliever of them all!!!  

Happy Saturday everyone!

Posted by

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Deborah Byron Leffler   SFR, PMN "The BZYBEE REALTOR"

Keller Williams Realty Boise

Serving All of Boise, Nampa, Meridian, Eagle, Caldwell, Marsing, Wilder, Homedale and Middleton

Comments (14)

Daniel J. Brudnok, REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Fox & Roach, REALTORS - Exton - PA License #RS-225179-L / Delaware License #RS-0025038 - Downingtown, PA
SRES, e-PRO,ABR,GREEN,CSP

Deborah,

That was good, thanks for sharing.....LOL

Jun 23, 2012 03:39 AM
Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

Oh that's a good one.  Can't you just see him calling the poor guy Darling in front of everyone else.  Love it.

Jun 23, 2012 05:41 AM
Mel Ahrens, MBA, Kelly Right Real Estate
Kelly Right Real Estate - Hood River, OR
Customized Choices for your Real Estate Needs

Ha, ha, ha. Thanks for the much needed chuckle this afternoon. Good one.

Gretchen

Jun 23, 2012 06:15 AM
Carol Faaland-Kronmaier
Weichert, Realtors; Hillsborough - Hillsborough, NJ
PhD, e-PRO, Manville, Hillsborough, Somerset NJ

Deborah, That was a good one. I can use some stress relief before I finish my paperwork tonight!

Jun 23, 2012 08:03 AM
Deborah Byron Leffler BzyBee Real Estate Lady!
Keller Williams Realty Boise - Nampa, ID

Dan....so glad you liked it!  

Belinda...I was thinking the same thing...LOL   hello Darling.....LOL

Gretchen...glad you enjoyed it! 

Carol....hope it makes that paperwork easier!!

Jun 23, 2012 09:20 AM
Richard Wilson
Cherry Creek Properties, LLC - Colorado Springs, CO
Town or Country, in Colorado, we do it all.

Good one!  We all need a little chuckle, it makes the day better!

Jun 23, 2012 12:30 PM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Deborah

The joke had a great punch line, thanks for sharing the joke.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Jun 23, 2012 02:09 PM
Kay Van Kampen
RE/MAX Broker, RE/MAX - Springfield, MO
RealtorĀ®, Springfield Mo Real Estate
I needed a good laugh. Work has been full of stressful clients and contracts this week.
Jun 24, 2012 09:43 AM
Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
ViewHomes of Clark County - Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
REALTORSĀ® in Clark County, WA

Ha ha. Glad I popped in Deborah - it's not Saturday, but sometimes we need a good laugh more on a Monday morning.  Take care -- darling. :)

Jun 25, 2012 03:02 AM
Deborah Byron Leffler BzyBee Real Estate Lady!
Keller Williams Realty Boise - Nampa, ID

Richard...yes we do!   LOL

Thanks so much Lou!!!

Kay...It has been stressful hasn't it??

Debb.....yep...some times we need a bigger laugh on Monday!!   LOL   

Jun 28, 2012 01:18 PM
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH Real Estate - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

OK, Deborah!  I'm laughing!  And gee, I hope your leg gets well soon! 

Jun 29, 2012 12:14 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Deborah, that stopped him right in his tracks!   Good job, loved it!

Jul 02, 2012 10:57 PM
Peg Barcelo
Fluff My House! Home Staging Inc. 250.486.6369 - Summerland, BC
The FlufftasticStager from Summerland, BC

Deborah, that's very cute, even though it's not Saturday it still brightens this one! Thanx for sharing!

Jul 18, 2012 01:00 AM
Deborah Byron Leffler BzyBee Real Estate Lady!
Keller Williams Realty Boise - Nampa, ID

You are so welcome Peg!!!

 

Jul 20, 2012 12:21 AM