A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive women sitting alone at a table in a cozy restaurant.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "this is from the
gentleman who is seated over there".
She stared at the wine cooly for a few seconds, not looking at the
man, then decided to send a reply back to him. The waiter took the note from her and
gave it to the gentleman.
The note read:..."for me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants".
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return.
It read: "Just to let you know things aren't always what they
appear to be. I have a Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages....I have
beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in LA. There is over 20 million
dollars in my bank account.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you,
would I cut off 3 inches. Just send the wine back."
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