Wine...

   A man asked a waiter to take a  bottle of Merlot to an unusually 
 attractive women  sitting alone at a table in a cozy restaurant.
 
  The waiter took the Merlot to  the woman and said, "this is from the 
 gentleman who is seated over  there".
 
  She stared at the wine cooly  for a few seconds, not looking at the 
 man, then  decided to send a reply back to  him.  The waiter took the note from her and 
 gave it to the gentleman.
 
   The note read:..."for me to  accept this bottle, you need to have a 
 Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in  the bank and 7 inches in your  pants".
 
   After reading the note, the  man decided to compose one of his own in 
 return.
 
  It read:  "Just to let  you know things aren't always what they 
 appear to be.  I have a  Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes and a  Porsche Turbo in my several garages....I have 
 beautiful homes in   Aspen and Miami and a 10,000 acre  ranch in LA.  There is over 20 million 
 dollars in my bank  account.
  
 But, not even for a woman as  beautiful as you,
 would I cut off 3 inches.  Just send the wine  back."