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The Lawn Comes First

Real Estate Agent with Crown Key Realty

It's Monday, and I have a joke for all of us homeowners. Here we go..

The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores he'd been putting off for weeks.

He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and yelled out her 
window, "Say, what do you get for yard work?"

The fellow thought for a minute, then answered, "The lady who lives here, lets me sleep with her."


I'm Dale E. Bledsoe with Crown Key Realty and as always I may be reached at 209-481-6031

Comments (4)

Jason Stewart
Stewart Estates - San Diego, CA

Hey Dale

I didn't see that coming..!..Thanks for the laugh..Have a great week!

Jul 02, 2012 02:12 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Love this joke Dale, I've heard it before, but it still gets a laugh from me every time.

Jul 02, 2012 02:20 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

LOL, I like that one. I'll be mowing my yard tonight, but since all the neighbors know me I probably won't get to use that line.

Jul 02, 2012 06:13 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Dale, OH MY, was not expecting that one --- could he get my lawn done too?

Jul 02, 2012 10:37 PM