A Tough-Guy Legend...

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

A Tough-Guy Legend...

 

On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinois
bikers were riding west on I-74 when
they saw a girl about to jump off a
Peoria bridge, so they stopped.  

   
The leader, George,a big burly man of
53, gets off his bike, walks through the
gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive,"
he also didn't want to miss a ‘be-a-legend’
opportunity either, so he asked ... "Well,
before you jump, why don't you give me
a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned
back over the railing and did just that...
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval
from his group, the onlookers, and even the
State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was
the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!  That's
a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.  
You could be famous if you rode with me.  
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
The onlookers are still unclear whether she
jumped or was pushed!

Comments (2)

Mike Young
203kOnLine.com, covering the USA - Las Vegas, NV
FHA 203k Consultant 916-758-1809

very funny, did you push her? lol, just kidding.

Jul 14, 2012 07:26 AM
Randy Ostrander
Lake and Lodge Realty LLC - Big Rapids, MI
Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI

Good afternoon Steve. Wow! Didn't see that coming (of course neither did the biker). lol

Jul 14, 2012 08:10 AM