It is a lovely Sunday morning and as I ready myself for church, Johnny popped into my head...
Monday morning, Little Johnny was walking down the street. He met the Pastor from his church. The Pastor looked at Johnny and exclaimed...
"Johnny! Have you been fighting again? Remember what we talked about."
"No sir, I have not been fighting."
"Well then, where did you get those 2 black eyes?"
"IN Church" replied Johnny.
"What? How did you get them in church?" asked the Pastor.
"Well, we were sitting behind old Mrs Swenson. When we stood to sing, I notice that her dress was bunched up in her butt checks. so I reached over and pulled it out. She turned around and slapped me."
"Well, that could explain one of the black eyes, what about the other?" the Pastor inquired.
"Well, I thought that maybe she wanted her dress there and that is why she hit me, so, I reached over and pushed it back in!"
For anyone wondering....I WILL be keeping my hands to myself during this morning service!
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