Cheesiest Realtor Slogan Contest

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Northern Virginia Homes - FRANKLY REAL ESTATE Inc

You all have seen them. You have rolled your eyes at them. Why are Realtor slogans so darn cheesy. And those photos on business cards? How did that trend start? Why don't accountants or carpet salespersons have photos on their business cards? Oh and that photo that was taken 15 years ago, or taken at a GlamourShots... priceless.

So I'd like to salute the creative and ask for submissions for the cheesiest Realtor slogan out there and in use (no made up ones please). Once we hit 25 people posting submissions or May 1st, we will issue a $50 Gift Card to Home Depot for the best posting. Either I'll pick the best or pick a run off that will be voted on.

To start you off, I have found the following slogans:

  • "Doing Things For You Only #1 Can Do!"
    What the heck does this mean??

  • "We know where you live."
    Wow, this one is gonna be hard to beat. This would creep me out!
Or maybe a Cheesy business card? Maybe I should give these out:



Please forward this to your friends if you think they would agree. But don't spam them. Post the slogan here under "comments" or email me if you have a photo of the slogan in action. I don't want to make direct fun of particular people so I will edit out their names.

- Written by Frank Borges LL0SA- Broker/Owner

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Time To Sell, Call My Cell!
Oct 04, 2007 03:28 AM #10
FRANK LL0SA Esq.- Northern Virginia Broker .:.
Northern Virginia Homes - FRANKLY REAL ESTATE Inc - Arlington, VA
Ha, I like that new one!
May 09, 2008 07:47 AM #11
April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

I bet there is someone in Wisconsin using a "cheesehead" slogan.... I'll have to check on it.... LOL

May 09, 2008 08:02 AM #12
Michelle Ewing
Trademark Realtors - Riverside, CA
Riverside, CA

How about "Spouses selling Houses"?  I always roll my eyes when I see this one.

May 09, 2008 08:50 AM #13
Tori Lynn Wallitsch
Prudential Ambassador / Ross Designs, LLC - Omaha, NE

Too funny - can't wait to see the results!  Thanks for taking the time to do this.

May 09, 2008 10:22 AM #14
Diana Dupre'
San Diego, CA
Behind the scenes making people look great.

my Dad's slogan must be entered here. 

Walkosak Will Walk The Extra Mile For You!

Love you Dad :)

May 10, 2008 02:09 AM #15
Andrew Baumbach
Homestead Realty Inc. - Milwaukee, WI
Greater Milwaukee Real Estate

One that I see alot and even one of our really great agent's uses "Everything I touch turns to sold".

That always makes me cringe at the unoriginality. C'mon it was in a movie, The Sweetest thing staring Christina Applegate and Cameron Diez. Cameron falls for a Realtor®.

Frank I think your's takes the cake so far.

Maybe I'm cheesey as well, I use "Action and Results''

May 10, 2008 04:16 AM #16
Kent Simpson
Realty One Group Mountain Desert - Tucson, AZ
Real Estate Is About People

I see the "turns to sold" one a lot.  The whole "Power" thing is pretty cheesy too.

May 21, 2008 04:47 PM #17
Scott Mazza
Stewart Title of California - Ventura, CA

Hey Frank, I will be watching to see the results of this. Very funny man. Have a great day.

Sep 02, 2008 01:40 AM #19
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

Funny post!  I'm trying to think of something catchy for my last name.. but nothing seems to rhyme lol

Sep 02, 2008 01:45 AM #20
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Frank, they all seem silly, but sometimes silly is the catch on phase of the year. 

Sep 02, 2008 01:56 AM #21
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

We have a successful team in our area who bill themselves as "The Realtors Who Care".

It's a nice sentiment, albeit a bit cheesy, but I guess it works for them.


Sep 02, 2008 02:09 AM #22
FRANK LL0SA Esq.- Northern Virginia Broker .:.
Northern Virginia Homes - FRANKLY REAL ESTATE Inc - Arlington, VA

This contest was from a long time ago. The winner was "Keeping it REALestate"

Sep 02, 2008 02:37 AM #23

I am a brand new agent. . .fresh from getting my license and looking for a slogan. Any good ideas? I actually like Franks business cards - they are light hearted! However, not too professional I guess.

Feb 27, 2009 12:09 AM #24

So new that I couldn't figure out how to post my photo. . .

Feb 27, 2009 12:12 AM #25
Malou Toler

I have been in Real Estate for 9 years and at the same time I am a professional acoustic singer.

I can not think of a logo that can fit my name. Malou Toler( The singing realtor) that's what everyone is suggesting, do you have any suggestions?

Apr 14, 2010 12:23 PM #26
Stephanie Gregory

I'm fluent in "REAL ESTATE".   I got tired of being asked if I spoke another language. No, but I speak real estate.

Apr 28, 2010 06:40 AM #27
Peter Preston-Thomas
Real Ottawa - Kanata, ON

"Now Serving You" seems more like the slogan for a lawyer!

Oct 08, 2010 04:02 AM #28
FRANK LL0SA Esq.- Northern Virginia Broker .:.
Northern Virginia Homes - FRANKLY REAL ESTATE Inc - Arlington, VA
Perfect, given that I graduate in a year from law school.
Oct 08, 2010 04:09 AM #29
Michael Carnahan
Re/Max Components - Dundalk Sparrows Point, MD

This is great stuff!!!

Feb 28, 2011 07:06 AM #30
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