Cellular phones are getting smaller and smaller... it's bad enough, today, when you see people walking down the grocery store aisles, and sidewalks apparently talking to themselves, when they're actually talking on their bluetooth grasshoppers mercilessly chomping on their ears.
The day is coming, you heard it here first, where phones will be surgically implanted in out skulls... kind of ala the cochlear implant. No outward mechanism required, all you have to do is twitch your head once to the left to answer the call, and once to the right to hang up.
A double-left twitch will put the call on hold, and allow you to take the skull-waiting call, and a double-right twitch will allow for conference skulling.
It's not bad enough that everyone walking down the street is talking to themselves, but now they'll look like homeless zombies, twitching as they go.
Who are you kidding, you know you want one. It'll be the Realtors who adopt them first, then the stock brokers and traders, then the school teachers... and then, they'll come for you.
What a world, what a world, what a world.
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