This House is on its Last Leg - Listing Bloopers You can't Make up!
As seen on the MLS! Most agents put a lot of thought and effort into the MLS descriptions for their listings but even the best agents will occasionally come up with some real gems!
Below are some descriptions from our local MLS I came across just recently that are just too good to keep to myself!
While researching some vacant land for sale in Hernando County for a buyer, I came across this:
"23,756 SF - LARGER THEN MOST HALF ACRE LOTS"
Yep. Do the math. It may not be by much but wouldn't 0.55 ALWAYS be larger than 0.5?
Showing Instructions are a good source for somewhat strange yet useful information:
"Please knock very loud because she is partially deaf."
And then there was this:
"THIS HOUSE IS ON ITS LAST LEG.
ONE BEDROOM FOR EACH INSECT INHABITING IT"
... every market has at least one property for which this would be an accurate description!
Who says Real Estate isn't any fun?
This House is in its Last Leg - Listing Bloopers You can't make up!