Fish story...

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Peters Realty SB065509

 

 

 

Good ol boy with a bucket full of live fish was

approached recently by a game warden in Paw Paw as he started

to drive his boat away from the Potomac river.


The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing
license, please?"


"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them
there papers. These here are my pet fish."


"Pet fish??"


"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to
the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I
whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em
home."


"What a line of horses_ _ _ ....you're under arrest.


The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll
show ya! We do this all the time".


"We do, now, do we?" smirked the warden. "Prove it!"


The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and
waited. After a few minutes the warden said, "Well?"


"Well, whut?" said the redneck.


The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"


"Call who back?"


"The FISH," replied the warden!


"Whut fish?" asked Don.


MORAL OF THE STORY:


We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't
as dumb as some government employees.

You can say what you want about the South, but you never
hear of anyone retiring and moving up north.

Comments (4)

Bob Miller
Keller Williams Cornerstone Realty - Ocala, FL
The Ocala Dream Team

Outstanding Steve!  Thanks for the chuckle.  Had to re-blog it!  lol

Aug 03, 2012 01:26 AM
Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Hi Steve,  Thanks for the Friday chuckle !!!   Have a terrific weekend !

Aug 03, 2012 01:28 AM
Ralph Janisch ABR CRS Broker
Janisch & Co. - Conroe, TX
Selling Northwest Houston to good people like you!

Thanks for a great laugh Steve.  The bad thing is that so many government employee's today ARE really that stupid.

Aug 03, 2012 01:58 AM
Curtis Van Carter
Better Homes & Gardens Wine Country Group - Yountville, CA
Your Napa Valley Broker Extraordinaire

Steve

I haven't been here in awhile and have truly missed the laugh. Thanks for giving us some of the funniest tales. cheers cvc

Aug 05, 2012 01:45 AM