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"State of the ark" - Shipwrecked by Your Own MLS Bloopers?

Reblogger Gene Riemenschneider
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Home Point Real Estate DRE # 01492725

Just some very funny stuff you ought to read if you have missed it.  It will sure get you to be careful in putting your stuff into the MLS.

Original content by Gwen Banta BRE # 01362887

It’s Blooper Day – welcome back, friends. Have you ever wondered what some of the wacky MLS descriptions mean? Well, when you see the nonsensical remarks some agents have typed into the MLS without spell checking, you might spit out your coffee - so be forewarned. As always, thanks to Jane Peters of Los Angeles for her quick eye… and even quicker wit.

Ya think?

“Clean limes throughout” – (I love the smell of tequila shooters in the morning...)

“Don’t wait too must list” (Said Bubba to his reflection in the commode when he heard “Last call.”)

“Open hose with cheese and wine” (Sign in a window in a high-end hooker district.)

“New website and blo” (That explains the white powder all over your desktop.)

“Send daft letter with clients quals” (Send daft agent to corner with Dunce hat.)

Okay, so you don’t think!

“Three bedroom, one badroom” (Obviously the home of Christian Grey...)

“First peeview Sunday” (If I wanted a peeview, I’d hang out at Aunt Bea’s nursing home.)

“Not intend to solicot agents clients who hav agent” (Wow – for a minute there I was worried about such saavy competition.)

“Call for privates showing” (Rep. Anthony Weiner’s ad for his new business: Dangle-n-Dial.)

I Get It – You’re Brain Dead…

“State of the ark” (I'll tell you what state the ark is in - Noah is knee-deep in animal s_ _t by now.)

"Open house with launch” (You must give Noah credit - he keeps trying.)

“We change daily” (Who knew multiple personalities could be a selling point?)

“Healthy salt hair” (The only healthy salt is around the rim of a margarita.)

“Get a bang for a buck” (I see Heidi Fleiss gave you her business card.)

Lobotomy Finale

“Thurs – Semenar on loan packages” (I’m not quite sure what you’re implying, but my loan officer just smiled and lit up a cigarette…)

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Thanks for spreading the laughter with those funnies!

Aug 11, 2012 05:54 PM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Those are too funny Gene...........amazing that they actually hit the MLS.

Aug 11, 2012 08:03 PM
Doug Bullwinkel
E Mortgage Capital, Inc. NMLS 1416824 - Roseville, CA
Mortgage Loan Officer NMLS #281609

It's funny how just a word or two, or a spelling error can totally change the meaning of what someone intended to say.  Thanks for the reminder to be a little more careful out there on what we put into print.

Aug 12, 2012 01:21 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Gene -- everyone should subscribe to Gwen -- her weekly list is so hilarious probably because it would be impossible to make up this stuff.   

Aug 21, 2012 03:43 PM