Priests on Vacation

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Caron's Gateway Real Estate NH #054318

They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them
as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed
for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts,
shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking
straight towards them .............They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.

Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy
the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking
toward them. Again she nodded at each of them and said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'
'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know
we are priests, dressed as we are?'

She replied,

'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.


A smile - is a sign of joy.

A hug - is a sign of love.

A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

.............And a friend like me??

Ah, that's a sign of good taste!!

Comments (12)

Virginia Cheezum
F. C. Tucker Company - Indianapolis, IN

Thanks for the smile today!!

Aug 13, 2012 02:35 AM
Wayne Johnson
Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS® - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale

Diane, Thanks was a great misdirection. I guess when we are used to seeing people one way, if they change just a bit, they look completely different.

Aug 13, 2012 02:38 AM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Hi Diane.... that was great....I just passed it along to many....

Aug 13, 2012 02:38 AM
Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

Glad you all enjoyed the mid Monday chuckle.. Have a super productive week.

Aug 13, 2012 02:39 AM
Dale Bledsoe
Crown Key Realty - Tracy, CA
Realtor in Tracy, California

That one was laugh out loud funny. That was a great Monday morning wake up joke. Thanks.

Aug 13, 2012 03:37 AM
Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

Enjoy the afternoon Dale thanks for reading and commenting.  Best wishes

Aug 13, 2012 03:55 AM
Dr. Paula McDonald
Beam & Branch Realty - Granbury, TX
Granbury, TX 936-203-0279

Diane, I guess that takes "stepping out of your comfort zone" to a whole new level!

Aug 13, 2012 04:32 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Well, it sounds like the Nun has done this before.  Thanks for rhe laugh

Aug 13, 2012 10:30 AM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Thanks for the laugh. Wondered what was under those habits! ;-}

Aug 13, 2012 12:15 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

HA HA...Some people looks do change when the dress code changes.

Aug 14, 2012 04:11 AM
Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

Thanks for the comments, hope you all had a good chuckle... Have a great week

Aug 14, 2012 07:59 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource
Diane, I wonder what the rest of the vacation was like?
Aug 14, 2012 01:21 PM