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I don't like to blog political jokes to often but this on caught my attention and decided to blog it.

A lady bought a new luxury car. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working. 

"Madam," said the service manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!" 

She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it. 

She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehical coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision. 

"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

That said, I would remind everyone not to follow where the path goes, but instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.

My name is Dale E. Bledsoe with Crown Key Realty and as always I may be reached at 209-481-6031.

Comments (8)

Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

LOL, you ought to get an earful from the libs in the group. Even though it wasn't specific to which president!

Aug 27, 2012 03:07 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Dale -- thanks for the grins.  As Than points out, I think this has been around for a few years.

Aug 27, 2012 03:35 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Dale Thanks for the laugh, a chuckle us something I always need on a Monday afternoon!!

Aug 27, 2012 06:35 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Now that made me LOL Dale, I'd have posted it too!

Aug 27, 2012 06:45 AM
Karl Hess
Keller Williams Shore Properties - Barnegat, NJ
on The Jersey Shore

Funny...but Than, why would the 'libs ' be upset? That joke originated during the Bush Administration:)

Aug 27, 2012 07:50 AM
Jason Sardi
Auto & Home & Life Insurance throughout North Carolina - Charlotte, NC
Your Agent for Life

I miss W.

Aug 27, 2012 01:02 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

I should of seen this coming but didn't!!

Aug 27, 2012 09:28 PM
Than Maynard
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma - Purcell, OK
Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862

Yes, I know we started for Clinton. Of course, not knowing the definition of 'is' probably means he wouldn't be able to figure out most jokes! :-)

Aug 27, 2012 11:14 PM