I don't like to blog political jokes to often but this on caught my attention and decided to blog it.
A lady bought a new luxury car. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam," said the service manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehical coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.
"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
That said, I would remind everyone not to follow where the path goes, but instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.
My name is Dale E. Bledsoe with Crown Key Realty and as always I may be reached at 209-481-6031.
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