Funny Friday - Kids in Church
Kids say the funniest things. I think you'll enjoy these...
Prayers:
From one 4 year old... "and forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash i our baskets."
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A woman had invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her 6 year old and said "would you like to say the Blessing?"
The girl replied "I wouldn't know what to say."
The mother said "Just say what you hear Mommy say." The little girl bowed her head and said "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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Then 3 year old Reese says "Our Father, who does art in Heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
Sometimes their Logic is just Funny!
Jason sobbed all the way home after the Christening of his baby brother in Church. His father kept asking him what was wrong.
Finally, he replyed, "The preacher said he wanted us to be brought up in a Christian home. I want to stay with you and Mommy!"
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The Sunday School teacher asked the children why it's necessary to be quiet in church?
One very outgoing child spoke up "Because people are Sleeping!"
So there you have it. Happy Friday.
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