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Funny Friday - Kids in Church

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Real Estate Agent with Pilkerton Realtors

Funny Friday - Kids in Church

Kids say the funniest things. I think you'll enjoy these...

Prayers:

From one 4 year old... "and forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash i our baskets."

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A woman had invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her 6 year old and said "would you like to say the Blessing?"

The girl replied "I wouldn't know what to say."

The mother said "Just say what you hear Mommy say." The little girl bowed her head and said "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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Then 3 year old Reese says "Our Father, who does art in Heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

Sometimes their Logic is just Funny!

Jason sobbed all the way home after the Christening of his baby brother in Church. His father kept asking him what was wrong.

Finally, he replyed, "The preacher said he wanted us to be brought up in a Christian home. I want to stay with you and Mommy!"

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The Sunday School teacher asked the children why it's necessary to be quiet in church?

One very outgoing child spoke up "Because people are Sleeping!"

So there you have it. Happy Friday.

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Connie Harveyis a local agent with Pilkerton Realtors, serving home buyers and sellers in Nashville, TN, Brentwood TN, and Franklin TN. Let her help you realize your Real Estate goals. She can be reached at 615-371-2474.


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Comments (22)

Connie Harvey
Pilkerton Realtors - Brentwood, TN
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate

Ashley - I did the same thing!

Sep 14, 2012 06:47 AM
Linda K. Mayer
License # 01767321 - La Verne, CA
Realtor, SRES, SoCAL, A REALTOR YOU CAN TRUST

Fun Connie!  I just sent your blog link to my momma!  She's gonna laugh out loud!

Sep 14, 2012 06:48 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Ahhh Connie you've got me chuckling this afternoon!  Kids are so cute!  I hear my grandaughter say the funniest things too.  

Sep 14, 2012 06:52 AM
Connie Harvey
Pilkerton Realtors - Brentwood, TN
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate

Lou - Kids are ever so funny.

Linda - Thank  you. I hope she does!

Anna - Nice way to end a very long week!

Sep 14, 2012 07:09 AM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

Connie~ Our 3 1/2 year old granddaughter keeps us on our toes.  She's at the "parrot" age.

Sep 14, 2012 07:55 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Atleast we know that the kids are listening.  We don't always think they are.

 

Sep 14, 2012 10:31 AM
Kathy Sheehan
Bay Equity, LLC 770-634-4021 - Atlanta, GA
Senior Loan Officer

Oh Connie, that is funny.  I have seen a couple of those before, but they still made me giggle a little.

Sep 14, 2012 10:45 AM
Todd Clark - Retired
eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR
Principle Broker Oregon

Many years ago, when my oldest daughter was two, this is the one that almost got me killed by my wife. At time I would always mess with my little girl and put my fists up and say I'm going to kick you A**. Well, during the prayer my daughter was talking and my wife told her to be quiet and my little angel put up her fists and said she was going to kick her A**. That was the last time I used a curse word. She turns 14 later this month. 

Sep 14, 2012 11:54 AM
Tammie White, Broker
Franklin Homes Realty LLC - Franklin, TN
Franklin TN Homes for Sale

I hate to imagine what might come out of my grandkids mouths. It sure would be colorful. These are just too funny. I was laughing 'til I cried.

Sep 14, 2012 12:55 PM
Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366
Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366 - Placerville, CA
General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage

Connie - Kids say the darnedest things don't they? Thanks for the lightheart ed post.

Sep 14, 2012 08:29 PM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi Connie.  Little kids are just too funny.  Kind of like listening to Norm Crosby.

Sep 14, 2012 08:39 PM
Connie Harvey
Pilkerton Realtors - Brentwood, TN
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate

Donna - The "Parrot" stage is the scariest of all!

William - They do, indeed, listen. It's just funny how they interpret what they hear.

Kathy - Me too.

Sep 14, 2012 10:42 PM
Suzanne McLaughlin
Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN
Sabinske & Associates, Realtor

Great ones, Connie.  And, some I can actually use with clients...sometimes a rarity.  Have a wonderful weekend!

Sep 15, 2012 03:14 AM
Thom Abbott
MyMidtownMojo.com |770.713.1505 | Intown Atlanta GA Condo Living - Atlanta, GA
Midtown Atlanta GA Condos For Sale

Miss you!

Sep 15, 2012 12:26 PM
Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES
Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch! - Spring Hill, FL
Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living
Connie, very funny and a nice collection of words from kids. Thanks for making me laugh this Sunday morning! Enjoy your day!
Sep 15, 2012 09:19 PM
Connie Harvey
Pilkerton Realtors - Brentwood, TN
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate

Suzanne - I love clean funny jokes!

Thom - ditto to you my friend.

Silvia - Got to start the day happy!

Sep 16, 2012 06:48 AM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

She's also testing her independence.  Lots of temper tantrums.  Our son and daughter-in-law are going crazy!  Plus they have a 5 month old that's crying all day.  I'm glad I don't live in their house.  It's good to be the grandparents!  

Sep 19, 2012 02:12 PM
Connie Harvey
Pilkerton Realtors - Brentwood, TN
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate

Donna - Yes it is! You get to leave! LOL

Sep 20, 2012 03:10 AM
Joni Bailey
101 Main St. Realty - Huntsville, TX
Your Huntsville / Lake Livingston Area REALTOR®

BAHhahahahahahahaHAha! I love kids and I love church! As a matter of fact, I am heading there right now! :)

Oct 03, 2012 08:41 AM
Connie Harvey
Pilkerton Realtors - Brentwood, TN
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate

Joni - I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

Oct 03, 2012 11:36 PM