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Her Husband Just Never Paid Any Attention To Her... (humor?)

By Karen Anne Stone

Real Estate Agent with New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County

September 29, 2012 01:43 AM

I used to have this girlfriend whose husband just never paid any attention to her. It turns out the poor guy was hard of hearing.

So... wifey took him to a specialist, and ended up purchasing hearing aids for him. They were those special ones that needed to be implanted.

Well... one day her hubby, whose eyesight was also failing, went to the doctor to get the devices implanted. But... as bad luck would have it... he ran into a bit of a problem because of his eyesight.

When he got to the medical building, he mis-read the signs, and went into the dentist's office instead of visiting the ear specialist. The dentist... also being an older fellow whose skills were in decline... ended up taking the two hearing devices and implanted them in two of the gentleman's teeth.

So now... the wife thinks her husband can hear her, but unfortunately, he only hears her when he "chews" to. < ducking >

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Shannon Milligan, Richmond VA Real Estate Agent/Associate Broker

RVA Home Team - Richmond, VA

RVA Home Team - Winning with Integrity.

Always room for a good laugh on a busy weekend! Thanks for providing some comic relief ;)

Have a great night!

Sep 29, 2012 11:22 AM

Jill Sackler

Charles Rutenberg Realty Inc. 516-575-7500 - Long Beach, NY

LI South Shore Real Estate - Broker Associate

Oh, the many sides of Karen Anne... From political posts to good clean fun. That's the ticket.

Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties

Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN

The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Karen Anne, I can relate because there is something about that selective hearing.

Sep 29, 2012 12:40 PM

Dorie Dillard Austin TX

Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX

NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Hi Karen Anne,

I love it! I think I can relate!! Thanks for sharing!

Sep 29, 2012 12:47 PM

Sussie Sutton

David Tracy Real Estate - Houston, TX

David Tracy Real Estate for Buyers & Sellers

That was so incredibly bad....I'd be ducking too! LOL!

Sep 29, 2012 02:15 PM

Mike McCann Broker - Mach1 Realty

Mike McCann - Broker, Mach1 Realty Broker-Auctioneer Serving Nebraska - Kearney, NE

ALL Types of Property For Sale 308-627-3700

Okay listen up...that joke is a bit hard to swallow...nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Sep 30, 2012 04:44 AM

Joy Daniels

Joy Daniels Real Estate Group, Ltd. - Harrisburg, PA

Great way to start a Monday morning with a laugh. :) Have a great week!

Sep 30, 2012 10:27 PM

John McCormack, CRS

Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM

Thanks for the Monday morning smile Karen. Hope you had a great weekend and are looking forward to a great week ahead my friend ....

Oct 01, 2012 12:25 AM

MichelleCherie Carr Crowe .Just Call. 408-252-8900

Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty - San Jose, CA

Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years

What a groaner Karen Anne. Thanks for the clean joke.

Oct 01, 2012 11:12 AM

Mona Gersky

MoonDancer Realty, Dillsboro,NC - Sylva, NC

GRI,IMSD-Taking the mystery out of real estate.

Karen Anne, pretty hilarious. I like the corny ones like this.

Oct 02, 2012 09:22 AM

John & Irma Nelson

San Antonio Real Estate Broker/Agent with Get It Sold Realty - San Antonio, TX

San Antonio Real Estate Agents - San Antonio Homes

Lol...what kind of coffee do you drink?. I might have to mix that in with my coffee. If I chews to that is!!

Oct 05, 2012 11:08 PM

Diane M. Phillips Realtor 443-286-4365

Frankly Real Estate Inc. - Manchester, MD

Specializing in Carroll Co., MD

Karen Ann ~ corniest joke I've heard in a LONG time. :)

Oct 06, 2012 01:47 AM

Kasey & John Boles

Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC - BoiseMeridianRealEstate.com - Boise, ID

Boise & Meridian, ID Ada/Canyon/Gem/Boise Counties

Haha...:-) And some of these comments are pretty funny too.. :-) I hope you are having a great week! -Kasey

Oct 11, 2012 02:32 PM

Karen Anne Stone

New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX

Fort Worth Real Estate

Mona and Diane: You're thanking me for a corny joke? Awww... "shucks." < I'm sorry, but I guess you need to think about that one, too. >

And yes, if I were to tell this joke out loud, it would be with a "husky" voice. Yes, I would be giving you an "ear" full. And if you ran away from me so I could not tell you any more "corny" jokes... I would track you down. Kinda like "stalk'ing" you, I guess. Hmmmm

Oct 11, 2012 03:50 PM

Bob Crane

Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI

Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Thanks for the early morning chuckle Karen.

Oct 12, 2012 08:19 PM

Juli Vosmik

Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ

Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

GROAN, GROAN, GROAN, but groaning with a smile on my face, Karen Anne.

Oct 16, 2012 12:27 PM

Juli: Oh, thank you so much. A "groan" is my preferred response to jokes like this. But... to get THREE groans, and all three in CAPITAL letters... wow. What more could a girl with a demented sense of humor want. :) Hopefully you rolled your eyes while you were groaning...

Oct 16, 2012 04:36 PM

C. Lloyd McKenzie

Living Albuquerque - Albuquerque, NM

Living Albuquerque

Good Morning Karen Anne,

no this one should be featured...I cannot believe that nobody suggested it. I will. It is funny! Thanks for saring. Have a great weekend

Nov 03, 2012 03:26 AM

Sharon Alters

ONE Sotheby's International Realty 904-673-2308 - Fleming Island, FL

Realtor - Homes for Sale Fleming Island FL

Karen Ann, lol - too funny and too corny :)

Sharon

Nov 04, 2012 10:46 PM

Dagny Eason

Dagny's Real Estate - Wilton, CT

Fairfield County CT, CDPE Homes For Sale and Condo

Oh, No! I "chews" to read it, giggle, and then tell you that all of the pix in my Meet Up post are now labeled. Thanks for visiting!

Dec 06, 2012 02:50 AM

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